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POV: you're Cat Valentine and you had to choose your date

I don't have either (because I don't have a girlfriend or a boyfriend), but I know two people who have experienced those. And the most ironic thing here is that they had experienced those while dating each other!

Do you have unnecessary feelings for your boyfriend or are you intellectually attracted to your girlfriend

Kagami: Show me what you can do.

Alix: As you wish, my dear. *saber fight begins*

Kagami, taking off the mask: not ba-

Alix: *kisses Kagami*

Kagami:

Alix: Do not stand with a pillar, otherwise you will get a saber in your heart. Oh wait, you already got it.

Phoenix: I plead not guilty for Philadelphia Eagles!

Miles: Only because they're birds like you?

Phoenix: (shaking his head) Because it's not their fault that Kansas City Chiefs are shite. (slightly sweating) Not you, Chief, you're as beautiful as ever.

Mia: Nice safe, Phoenix. But I agree, they're bad as fuck.

Sabrina have the ability to make a spinoff about herself as the Rooster Miraculous holder

Let’s Play a Game MLB fans!

Game inspired by @terrible-miraculous-ladybug-aus !

Sabrina Raincomprix holds the rooster miraculous.

She now can have any super ability that she wants, but it has to be random, the first one that pops into your head!

For every person who reblogs this post, giving Sabrina a random superpower, I will follow you!

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She has the ability to design the structure of a house at the snap of her fingertips.

Вот что значит великолепная самоирония!

I do the thing

Marinette, say it so! Will you please play Ladybug in my video?

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