Erased My Moms Grocery List For This

Do You Know What It Means To Be Loved By Death?

‘Nosferatu’ version of Gustav Klimt’s kiss, by @snail_shell2335

I’m about to get ripped apart at work someone save me

Save me please

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

getting murdered but i can’t even afford the name brand stuff so im getting snawed in half and scrabbed to death and shit

once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted

i am indifferent towards your shoelaces

It’s times like this I wish I had a god to pray to

I’m being a menace to my boyfriend this week and that’s what its all about tbh

camelot power couple

Okay but I absolutely love the idea of Leon somehow also being immortal just out of his pure dedication to Camelot so when Arthur does comeback its just.

Arthur: So your magic has made you immortal and you've been alive this entire time?

Merlin: Yeah, have to fulfill the prophecy and stuff so I can’t die.

Arthur: That makes sense, sort of, but there's still something I don't understand.

Merlin: What?

Arthur: HOW THE F*CK IS LEON ALIVE???

Leon: *has been quietly eating his stew* I did say I wouldn't fall until Camelot did, apparently that included Merlin.