Kimi is dyslexic
He listens to audio books sometimes
He once slept in a drying cabinet after he’d got wet pretending he was a ski jumper
He was found sleeping naked in some unknown actor guy’s bed the morning of his first media appearance as a Ferrari driver
His friend says he’s shit at driving in traffic but he gives off a calm vibe anyway
He thought Nico R saying he wanted to spend more time with his family when he retired was cool
Then he got confused bc Nico is still hanging around the paddock after he said that
He wants to design a normal road car
He says retiring won’t be hard for him when the day comes
He never answers his phone so now even his friends won’t call him
He once hid from the military police by crawling in a ditch bc he was drunk
The prince of Bahrain arranged a search for a guy who pushed Kimi into a pool in 2012 and ruined his phone
The guy was the prince’s son’s friend and the prince kicked them both out and apologised to Kimi by flying him home in a private jet
split by team, under the cut
i apologize: these are screenshots with no image descriptions. i'm not sure how to format this data for use with a screenreader via tumblr.
Mercedes
Red Bull
Ferrari
McLaren
Alpine
AlphaTauri
Aston Martin
Williams
Alfa Romeo
:) Haas
my quick and dirty observations on each team/driver: link
2022 grid: coming soon
if you want to see anyone else or any two drivers side by side: ask me
We don’t talk about Leia killing Jabba enough. Her grandmother and father were born into slavery. Her blood was that of the desert sand and the shackles of bondage. Leia was never more a Skywalker than the day she strangled her slave master with the very chains he used to bind her. The daughter of Anakin Skywalker was the one who killed Tatooine’s most notorious slaver, and I find that really beautiful.
sobbing violently
Got caught off guard seeing these fellas at my local Walmart
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
This felt right for them.
Josef rolled up to testing with his phone in the pocket of his race suit and said “I AM the hot girl” and then also said “and I CAN feel my bestie up in public” and honestly i respect that (📷 Walter G. Arce Sr.)
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