I Have Trophy Wife Tendencies

This felt right for them.

Have you ever been so pissed off that only sugar ray will fix you??? Have you???

Cry-laughing at this random dude buying BottASS photo, that Valtteri gave the Finnish broadcast team, with a Louis Vuitton jacket in the middle of the closing show 😂

"Look at the ass!!"

I do not feel fly like a G6 and have not for a very long time

Girlies we have got to be more egotistical. I'm not even slightly kidding. We're taught by society to talk down to ourselves all the time, not to mention the weight of everyone else that talks down to us. Paying yourself a compliment is seen as narcissistic and laughable, so we shrink ourselves in our speech and our presentation. Confidence is a sin that patriarchy doesn't have an easy defense for, which is why it's threatening. Even if you don't believe it, fake it til you make it - fall in love with yourself, become narcissus at the pool, you're flawless and you deserve to step outside the belittling norms of our world.

Get ridiculous with it - tell yourself you're the most astute, intelligent person alive, tell yourself you're completely out of people's league, this is your PERMISSION - you're allowed to think you're fantastic and speak up about it.

and i’d like to give a special shoutout to bisexuals who are losers

Kuala Lumpur |  2015 Malaysian GP  | Sebastian’s first win for Ferrari.

If we could have a word from you in your own language, starting with Sebastian:

“I’ll start in Italian. Thank you to the whole team, to Maranello, to all the Tifossi, today we had a great race, we have a nice car, I am very very happy. Thank you”

Now in German, sorry that I started [in Italian] but today is very special for me, an amazing day. I’m incredibly proud, I don’t even know what to say to be honest. To be standing up there and seeing the mechanics, the Italian anthem being sung, a dream come true, several childhood dreams come true, and ever since the gates of Maranello were first opened for me, yeah I know it’s still very early, but I just feel very comfortable and I feel myself at home, this team has welcomed me with open arms, I think the atmosphere is very good at the moment, and getting better and better, and the belief is there, and that’s the most important thing, and therefor I am very proud and am just looking forward to everything that may come, but I think the right thing to do today is to just enjoy the day.

And many greetings to home, to Heppenheim, to my whole family, and specially to my girlfriend, and my little one. I think last year was very difficult, but on the other hand it was also very very nice for me, and this year everything seems to be coming together, and to summarise everything, to sum up the race, [in Hessian] we’ve done it, I’m very proud and am looking forward to everything that may come, Thank you.

With the f1 races finally leaving the americas that means I’ll be back on my bs of going to bed at 3am to wake up at 9am to watch cars drive in funky circles. Happy rawe ceek everyone 🎉

Thank you, Kimi