Screams-a-bunch - The Void Is For Screaming

It's weird to me that there's still missionaries in Utah, as if 90% of the population here wasn't already Mormon. Though I just opened the door in full clown makeup and let them know with total sincerity that I'm a satanic lesbian so maybe I'm part of the problem

i need to look like a man so i can dress like a woman

Will glass coffins be a success?

Remains to be seen.

Today's Card Is: I aim to please, but my aim ain't that good!

Look, we joke a lot, but really, "you were born evil, wretched, worse than the scum of the earth, and it took killing a god to make you salvageable, so now you'd better be grateful to that god and thank him 10,000 times a day for it and fill your thoughts with him 24/7 and abide by the letter of his every word, lest you suffer unimaginable torture for all of eternity" is a truly horrendous thing to believe about yourself and other people

The 10 sit around the table in horror as the final decision is revealed. Their stomachs sink as they all remember the last time the entire Guild of Dentists were in agreement.

so hard to find a decent exorcist these days :/

Better Kate Than Never, part 1

Excerpt from.my new book!