Get Out Of The Summoning Circle You Stupid Little Fruit

i need to eat a food. none of the food in the house is The Right Food. what is the right food? only god knows. and we're not on speaking terms right now.

I’ve started doing research for an urban fantasy story and I think I’ve stumbled on a universal truth. Every culture has a fried dough, filled dough, and some kind of vampire.

I don’t know what this says about human nature but it’s certainly saying something.

As weak as a kitten and as thick as two planks of wood 😴

this email could’ve been a fight to the death

MIRROR, MIRROR PART 2 - The Daddening Continues.

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Darker dreams await beneath the former Lakeview Mall.

Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+left, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired

MY GOD WHAT HAVE I FOUND XD

I'm not sorry for having you know this exists XD

This too shall pass but like holy fuck

I absolutely love the cat king in his concept as a character on a show like- his only purpose was to be a reason why they couldn't just leave the town but then they actually had to do something with the character so he just occasionally showed up as a reminder why they couldn't leave and to be a bit of a bitch like- his only contribution to the plot is "fuck shit up and being very, very slutty about it" 10/10 love it