Scottydelacruz - Hi, I'm A Shouty Man!

the way ivan aivazovsky looks at the sea…i think…i think that’s what love looks like.

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

Sarcoma aka Doomed Sarcoma (Czech, based Siberia, Russia) - So We Found Him, 2023, Paintings: Digital Art

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So thanks to moving into uni and classes I wasn't able to watch the last 3 episodes of WWDITS. Heartbreaking. But I like looking back at my live reactions so I am gonna watch em all now and master post em. What's the worst that can happen.

Episode 5: The Chamber of Judgement

Guillermo and The Guide both waiting in the shadows (heh) for them is such a good moment.

I love that Lazlo and Colin just being completely uninterested in the Council and just fuckin around with Shaun is so sweet. Just gonna let the world know that there is a fanfic shipping Lazlo and Shaun and I support it it's funny.

Kingmaker Guillermo enters the chat.

The Guy Pillow guy looks a little like Paul Hollywood and now I'm dying.

Shaun is in an MLM. I'm scared for him. Poor boy.

Guillermo wants the throne. I approve of this plan. He deserves it.

Guillermo and Nandor are boyfriends only RN it's in spirit.

Colin 'the guy who looks like a foetus' Robinson.

LAZLO IS GOIN TO COURT. YES!

Guillermo wants something. Power hungry Guillermo is weird I don't subscribe. It makes me uncomfy.

I wanna do the sick white robe running and dancing.

Why did they keep on walking put of the caravan.

Derek has Doc Martens and a hellhound. Beautiful.

LAZLO! IN COURT! WITH BOXES OF PORNOGRAPHY! I LOVE IT!

Awww I feel bad for poor Lazlo, failing like that.

Lazlo standing just completely gone is how I feel after a heavy conversation.

Episode 6: The Escape

Oh they fucked up. They fucked up bad.

Honestly I respect The Sire. Sire hungy, Sire dig hole, Sire stop hungy.

Lazlo: No, it's a fucking urban myth, like ghosts and large penises. 👀 👀 👀

Is it Baron time? It's Baron time.

Girly-Jim. He did nail it.

Guillermo is done, disgusted, and in danger.

NADJA DOLL STAN.

Once again, not a fan of Guillermo power

I did not know The Watchers are ladies. I have only seen screencaps. I love them.

The Baron riding on the hellhound is way funnier in motion.

How *do* you know what vampire piss tastes like.

Yeah racism orgies sound fun.

I partially retract my statement Guillerrmo bitchslapping Nandor was awesome.

The Sire looks cool AF. The harmonica isn't going to work.

OH MY GODS LAZLO HARMONICA VOICE IS BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT I LOVE IT!

Nandor pulling Guillermo too early is definitely no homo.

How has it taken Colin until the year of our lord 2021 to learn about that's what she said. Boy we be reppin that joke for decades.

Oh my I want a TV show of The Sire, The Baron, and the hellhound. They are an adorable combo. We stan and ship.

That Hussein press conference reference tho. Beautiful.

Episode 7: The Siren

(I have seen nothing about this episode yet so this is full blind).

Lazlo and Colin Robinson are the true buddy cop duo. They got that vibe.

SCOTT BALUKA. SCOTT BALUKA. SCOTT BALUKA. SCOTT BALUKA. SCOTT BALUKA. SCOTT BALUKA.

Israel/Palestine being described as a win/win is terrifying.

Poor Nadja doll, she can't get around. We need to get her a car or something too.

Guillermo calling out the camera crew is powerful but unfair they did it because you both have the same problem you stupid man.

Is it just me or has the art team declined a little. A couple of them have looked a bit off. They are mostly good still.

Poor Nadja doll. I feel bad for her. I will miss her, even if we barely see her.

Colin rubbing his chest is a oddly sensual view. I don't know how I feel.

OH NO. The Guide is being oddly seductive with Guillermo I don't want to read into it.

That siren has clicky legs. Very clicky. Like my bones.

Guillermo having a longing moment with LEGO is a big mood.

LMFAO? IN YOUR COMFORT TV SHOW? ITS MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK.

That Nadja doll rat is scary.

He's gonna buy a tricopter. He is.

Lazlo should not be allowed in Best Buy.

Guillermo I'm sorry but good luck.

Colin stop singing I'm in pain.

Colin please don't do this she will eat you.

Nadja doll rat is powerful.

Nadja doll is back baby! I am so glad.

RIP camera crew. We appreciate your service.

They could totally travel to Plum Island again.

Honestly I respect Colin beating off.

And that is me done wow powerful time I will not get over the Scott Baluka for a while.

Illegally livestreaming the premiere of What We Do In The Shadows and seeing the 41 other people enjoying the random intercuts with Venom that keep showing up for some reason is a beautiful experience.

It's already amazing I have missed this show so much!!!!!

Also WTF are some of these American ads is this Arbys sandwich supposed to be attractive to me.

NOSFERATU FLOW

The more I think on it the more I am so hyped

NANDERMO IS GONNA BE ADDRESSED PEOPLE!

I don't even care if it doesn't result in a long-term (for a show) relationship I am just glad we get to see it!!!!!

As a is, like 8-15, I was obsessed with George & Mildred and Yes, Minister. Nobody in my very British family has ever seen Yes, Minister, and the absolute guttural horror I experienced when discovering that there is one (1) fanfic writer making dozens of fanfiction shipping two of the characters (which is such a fuck no) written only in Chinese *and there was one only 2 days old* has left me too scared to dare look at whatever hell lies in the George & Mildred fandom if it exists.

question 2 my followers: what’s the most obscure piece of media you’ve ever developed a fixation with? not obscure as in “at one point had a reasonably thriving fandom that eventually faded” but something you feel you were almost entirely alone in your appreciation for