I Have A Lot Of Feelings About The Tales Of Ba Sing Se 💔

Book: *gets stressful*

Me: Oh gosh. *puts down book*

*two minutes later*

Me: *picks book up*

Book: *is still stressful*

Me: Oh gOSH.

Roman: How far can you see at night?

Virgil: I can see the moon, how far is that?

When he interrupts your book to flirt with you, but you aren’t having any of it

Things bookworms are upset about

- sequels coming out in a different size than the first book

- damaged book mail

- that we can’t read through our tbr pile before we die

- that time the Library of Alexandria got burned down

- the book waiting list in our local library

Books for Sale, NYC   -   Duane Keiser

American, b.1966-

Oil on canvas

Oh my god, I've just seen this story on instagram about this guy that filled his bathtub with waterbead...except he didn't think about how he was going to empty it.

So he unplugged the bathtub which was apparently the worst idea he could possibly have because this happened

So he panicked and started asking people on the internet what he should do. Which was also a bad idea.

First suggestion: flush the toilet

This caused a smelly overflow that flooded the whole bathroom.

Second suggestion: vaccum the beads

His vaccum caught fire.

At this point it had actually spread to the neighborhood and people came to ask question but he denied knowing anything about it. He then discovered that it's invaded the whole sewer system.

And yet, he continued to take suggestion from the internet.

Third suggestion: put salt in

It actually worked. Well, until.

Poop apprently started flooding his house.

And then the streets.

It all happened yesterday so we're still waiting on an update on the situation but I hadn't laugh like this in a while.

You should go and watch the whole story (it's in 4 parts)

It's in french, but you get it even if you don't speak it and his screams of panic are hilarious

Word of warning: don't fill your bathtub with waterbeads. Just don't.

a detailed list of things I hate:

hot weather

high temperatures

heat

warmer than average conditions

What I say: I love Mr Darcy

What people hear: I wish I could find a Perfect Gentleman™ who loves me more than anything and is willing to change for me

What I actually mean: I love Mr Darcy so much he’s an awkward bean and cannot socialise for the life of him,, he’s an incapable dweeb with the social skills of a teaspoon and I love him,,, what an absolute dork honestly

Working on the Important Issues 🗒