Tumblr Is Less A Social Media Site And More Language's Final Frontier

its of utmost importance you have sound on while watching this

there's only one thing worse than an awful book, and that is an awful book with ONE tantalisingly compelling element

this old man morning raving in the rosemary and thyme whilst everyone is trying to decorate

sherlock holmes deduces you are trans before you've figured it out yourself and refers to you with those pronouns and then when you look confused is like "ah...had you not arrived at that conclusion yet?" and wafts away in his dressing gown to smoke seventeen pipes, leaving you in a gender crisis

Marcus Aurelius being ecofeminist millennia ago

*dips quill bitchily into the inkwell*

*bitter little german boy voice* you guys never let me do anything

one of the most enduringly obnoxious things about algorithmic feeds is that there is genuinely no amount of blocking and tailoring and "not interested in this" and "show me less content like this" that will ever ever convince the algorithm that you don't want to be shown content promoting weight loss

Your first pride story was touching and all but you still married a man.

Yeah, bisexuals do that sometimes.