Ok So I Really Love Conversations On Tumblr And Wish To God I Could Tell U But The Problem Is I Cannot

Dracula: does not eat or drink

Jonathan "it's probably fine" Harker: He must be a very peculiar man!

Dracula: has no reflection

Jonathan "probably nothing" Harker: that was startling

Dracula: literally lunges at his throat

J. "Crucifix Beads" Harker: !?!?!??

ever since I was a little kid I wanted to be a post office

the existence of "maybe", "perhaps", "perchance", and "mayhaps" suggests there should also be "maychance" and "perbe"

Why do I love Tumblr? Because if I go on Twitter and say "I hate washing dishes" 12 guys will show up to lecture me about germ theory and 56 will tell me to buy a dishwasher, but if I go on Tumblr and say "I hate washing dishes" the responses will mostly be "I too hate washing dishes" except for that one person who has a Supernatural meme queued up for just this occasion.

throwback to when I found a very fluffy moth and it lived with me for a bit and then it flew off

"We are now living in the awareness of being watched, and that does change how we allow ourselves to think and develop as humans."

- Silkie Carlo (Big Brother Watch) in Coded Bias

EVERYTHING HAPPENS TO ME

is it possible for a half-bull half-man and an athenian to fall in love