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I’m fucking cackling

This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for

crybaby learns how to swim - subtitled

happy fnaf movie (uk) release day!

my family is fucking addicted to macgyvering and it's becoming a problem. every time something in this house breaks, instead of doing the sensible thing of replacing it or calling someone qualified to fix it, we all group around the offending object with a manic look in our eyes and everyone gets a try at fixing it while being cheered on or ridiculed by the rest.

it's a beautiful bonding activity, but the "creative" fixes have turned our house into a quasihaunted escape room like contraption where everything works, but only in the wonkiest of ways. you need a huge block of iron to turn on the stove. the oven only works if a specific clock is plugged in. the bread machine has a huge wood block just stapled to it that has become foundational to its function. sometimes when you use the toaster the doorbell rings. and that's just the kitchen.

it's all fun and games until you have guests over and you have to lay out the rules of the house like it's a fucking board game. welcome to the beautiful guest room. don't pull out the couch yourself you need a screwdriver for that, and that metal rod makes the lamp work so don't move it. it also made me a terrifying roommate in college, because it makes me think i can fix anything with enough hubris and a drill. you want to call the landlord about a leaky faucet? as if. one time my dad made me install a new power socket because we ran our of extension cords

This high school drumline’s incredible performance included only drumstick

I just saw an ad for “reusable period underwear”

What the fuck do you mean by that are you not reusing the underwear you use when you are on your period because I just checked in with my biologically female friends and they all agree that that is not in fact what happens

I got my fandoms mixed up and went

“NOOOO Shrimpy!”

Pirate Beel eating shrimp 🦐

I really loved the pirate outfit and the pirate event! I'll post pirate Belphie soon❣️ most of my stuff is Belphie art ngl💜🤭

Some countries outlaw pepper spray btw, but turns out most things when sprayed in the eye are pretty painful.

Also some brands of pepper spray barely do anything so be sure to research.