Oh Yeah Have I Ever Told Yall Of The Academic War I Have Been An Unwilling Soilder In For The Past Two

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i love finding poetry in the mundane, and yesterday i stumbled upon something that just hits that spot

So, my partner has an old phone- It served them for many years now, but it has one issue: Charging it is hard. Their current charger is hanging on by a thread (literally), and can barely do its job. The phone and the charger came together: They've never used another charger for said phone.

Now, they've tried to replace the charging cord several times. But it doesn't matter how much they've searched what damned specific charger the phone uses, none of them work. They finally decided to bring it to a phone shop and ask what should they use.

The guy at the shop looked at the phone for a bit, and explained: "The port itself is broken. The charger you have works with this phone because they've mutually broken each other into the same shape, in a way that no other charger is shaped. The port itself has corroded in a way that only accepts the charger that shaped it like that in the first place."

And while this is of course a frustrating situation for my partner, I feel like there's a metaphor here. I could write a goddamn story about this. These two half-broken old things have been together for so long they've destroyed each other in a way that keeps them from working with anything else. They've hurt each other in a way that barely keeps them functioning together, and have been rendered useless with literally anything else.

This too is toxic yuri to me-

Behold my cursed BSD recreated reactions

Feel free to use if you want, I mean they're cursed AF

So you know when you go into a game going like “that one will be my favourite character” but then you play for a bit and it completely changes?

Yeah so funnily enough I don’t really see this with Levi stans, which is really fucking funny to me because this demographic legit looked at the guy and went like “yes that one” and actually stuck with it.

haven't posted here for a while haha anyways tiny solomon

If you have forms can we see your human form It looks really cool! And also do you have a gender?

rawr

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hello???? THE FALSETTO??? BDUBS WHAT THE FUCK?

I’m fucking cackling

genuinely obsessed with the grimace milkshake meme I hope it's got the McDonald's marketing team locked in a board room biting their nails desperately trying to figure out if this is positive press or not