YES YES KEEP THEM HEADCANONS COMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
My headcanons for how Petalsnake (Lucius x Petunia) played out
My backstory for them is that in 1979 Voldemort was tracking down the Potters (not particularly for prophecy reasons just because they were powerful adversaries and he wanted them gone) and so he decided to try and use Petunia to get to Lily. She’s taken to Malfoy Manor where she meets Lucius for the first time.
They definitely don’t instantly connect but I see him accidentally getting to know her better and having to face the fact muggles aren’t all they seem (he later rejects this line of thought and decides it’s just Petunia that’s the exception so he doesn’t have to confront changing his own ideology)
Petunia plays along and pretends to know where Lily is (she doesn’t) for a bit because despite being in a hostage situation she’s finally involved in the world she’s been locked out of for so long
Her opinion on this changes when Voldemort comes and seriously threatens her for the first time and she realises her life, and her sister’s life, are in danger
Lucius, having grown close to her decides to help her escape and anonymously contacts the Potters and then makes it possible for a rescue to occur
Back home, Lucius gives her a way to contact him and says she can decide if she ever wants to see him again (this is referenced in my fic a date to remember) but eventually ends up coming and asking her on a date anyway
Throughout the rest of 1979 they see each other regularly, with their dates continuing throughout 1980 and early 1981 but declining a little due to Lucius’ circumstances
Finally after the events of October 31st in 1981, Petunia cuts off all contact with Lucius and destroys any evidence she ever knew him. Lucius, who would’ve personally continued the affair, was more affected by this than Petunia, mainly because she was focused on grieving a sister she’d spent most of the time disliking and taking in a child she didn’t want
They have no contact with each other at all until after Voldemort’s defeat, but they both decide not to resume their affair
Lucius does go to Petunia’s funeral but stays mostly out of the way (because canonically she died sometime before 2020 and was somewhere between 38 and 61 when it happened 😭)
No because I was planning to watch Supernaturals and then I just found out that apparently people ACTUALLY shipped Sam and Dean??!!
Like, what the fuck is wrong with you? I know that y'all's only excuse will be "this is just fiction," "Get over it, it's not that deep I'm a pro shipper," or even worse, "It's not hurting anybody" oh my god you guys are so sick what the fuck. What in the world....people actually liking to ship two brothers truly surprised and horrified me beyond my comprehension. Please GET HELP IMMEDIETLY.
I took a look at the #wincest tag and literally what the fuck...???
Idk how ANYONE dares say its real? Like bro wtf?
Why are you admitting to liking incest?
Why are you proud to ship two brothers together?
Especially after that one episode where they called dean/sam shippers out when they found out about the spn books
I saw a comment say they just choose to ignore the destiel moments after s3 and the 'wincest chemistry' is still there.
Im literally sick to my stomach i didnt know people were fr about this shit
I filtered the tag and will spend the rest of my life ignoring it for my own mental health
Are they fucking kidding me? They literally had world-saving sex and produced a spawn that literally saved the whole fucking wizarding kind's ass from being extinct. Bffr.
Try not to be delusional challenge go!
No way in hell I just saw someone say Jily doesn’t make sense??? HELLO??? ITS THE BACKBONE OF THE ENTIRE SERIES?????
ok ok op I can see the vision oml
When Lucius Malfoy is arrested in 1996 a team of aurors is sent to his home to search through his possession. Perhaps the most surprising find isn’t linked to the Dark Arts at all, but rather the aunt of the chosen one, Petunia Dursley, all taken throughout the year 1979.
A series of photographs were discovered in a hidden compartment in the desk in his office. Though the aurors aren’t sure if they’re significant at all they’ve been taken back to the Ministry as evidence nonetheless. Maybe one day their existence will be explained, but for now it’s a mystery why so many flattering depictions of Lily Evan’s muggle sister have been hidden away in Malfoy Manor.
@vulcajes
Fleamont Potter you lucky bitch.
if y’all ever wondered where james potter got his looks from
euphemia potter aka marauders hottest mom
Me when I make random shit up
I never do this. I don't. But I saw this on TikTok and I'm like... that's literally not true? It's not canon by any means? Of course we skip past that fact, BECAUSE IT'S NOT A FACT.
Ugh. Honestly.
ANORA (2024) dir. Sean Baker
God level witchcraft. How the hell did they nailed casting the younger version of the main characters so hard?!
the casting in Dark
RIP Sirius Black, you would've loved Lana Del Rey
Art Deco by Lana del Rey is so Sirius coded. “You’re not mean, you’re just meant to be seen” like tell me this isn’t exactly him
If Regulus wasn't fancasted as fucking Timmy chalamet and if James wasn't described as charmingly handsome then NONE of y'all would've batted y'all's eyelashes at them! Tell me, why do people like barty crouch jr so fucking much when he LITERALLY TORTURED NEVILLE'S PARENTS TO FUCKING INSANITY USING CRUCIATUS CURSE!??? He's fancasted as David Tennant, I hope that explains a lot for you.
Now why don't u do me a favor and slap some famous Hollywood film star's faces for Mulciber and Carrow's character and call it a day on Tiktok? The Marauders fandom will eat that shit up. 90% of this fandom is built on pretty privileges, let's be real. No offense, but it's true. Have you ever seen any ships which included Peter go crazy popular as jeg*lus ? No, because he was described as fat and so ugly, even though he has one of the most intriguing personalities' in Harry Potter universe. But nobody gives a damn because he is ugly. Suck it up, none of us are saints.
don’t u think if it was rlly about romanticizing death eaters we would be celebrating all of them? like where’s all the mulciber-kinnie, carrow-loving, dolohov-stans that ship jegulus? like use critical thinking skills pls. the real explanation for why people ship jegulus so much some authors and artists (2018-2022ishhh) put hard work into creating jegulus content that inspired other people to ship them too. people love enemies to lovers. it’s really genuinely truly not this evil cult thing ur imagining it to be
u wouldve been the type of person who thought that people who listened to rock music worship the devil in the 60s-90s LMAOOO
how thin is the air up there btw? from ur high horse?
i love when ppl create their own scenarios to justify what they want
and oh sorry! was i being to opinionated??? on my own blog!!?
they’re eternally my roman empire
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