Brutus What Are You Doing Here

dont u ever remember leo canonically often cooks for piper all types of vegetarian dishes and saves the best recipes he finds thinking of her like the besties they are and suddenly want to cry into your pillow

Shane: I love Walkie Talkies.

Shane: You do a walkie, and you do a talkie, both at the same time! Genius!

oh to be a hippo in a loving relationship with a worm news anchor

shane stop acting disappointed you’ve known ryan for 8 years you knew this was coming

thinking about this tonight

*reads angsty fic*

*scrolls through tumblr like it's an advert*

*goes back to reading said angsty fic*

Ryan: Do you know a turtles only weakness?

Shane: No... well, their slowness.

Ryan: Their weaknesss is they can't roll over when they are on their backs.

Ryan: Now I have a plan.

Ryan: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable.

Saw fandom wrapped

you reblogged the gifset of Mark Hoffman gagged and bloody 29834 times

you liked 10839 Amanda Young simp posts

you got into 72 heated arguments about what the best trap is

you watched the movies 69 times from start to finish (nice!)

you looped Hello Zepp 922493492928 times

18 people unfollowed you for your sawtism

you read 294983593900 words of tonally dissonant fluff fanfic

you sent anon hate 1 time to someone who said "I just don't see the big deal about those fags in that bathroom"

Titanic door for weird gay people achievement: you got into 15 arguments about whether or not Strahm and Hoffman both could have fit into the glass coffin

your #1 most reblogged post was "Jigsaw please come put me in a saw trap I'm so fucking done with it all"