I Just Want Nico Di Angelo To Be Happy.....thats All I Want

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO TUMBLR'S ULTIMATE FUNNYMAN

i might be annoying on tumblr but i'm also absolutely insufferable in real life too

cary elwes is doing your mom

im having sudden kiribaku needs

I love the implication that when Ryan and the Professor are not trying to strangle each other’s throats, Ryan gives him rides home from Watcher HQ. Like imagine, if you will, the Professor sitting in a lil booster seat in Ryan’s passenger side, sipping on a bottle of Bug Juice, singing at the top of his little puppet lungs to Doja Cat while Ryan wastes away in rush hour traffic.

“you just find gay subtext in everything” no the fuck i dont the gay subtext was presented to me on an ornate silver platter

percy : so how's the prettiest girl in camp half blood doing?

annabeth : i don't know percy, how are you?

percy, softly, voice cracking: i'm the prettiest girl in camp half blood?

liking top gun is a red flag. it's also an orange flag. and a yellow flag. and a green one. and a blue one. and also a purple one. liking top gun is gay