How To Stop Scrolling Through Tumblr And Actually Make Those Scrambled Eggs

my love (derogatory)

grumpy/sunshine is out. two cunts falling in love is in.

mutant mayhem doesnt come to my country til september so im coping by making stupid donnie content

Shane: I love Walkie Talkies.

Shane: You do a walkie, and you do a talkie, both at the same time! Genius!

im having sudden kiribaku needs

I love the implication that when Ryan and the Professor are not trying to strangle each other’s throats, Ryan gives him rides home from Watcher HQ. Like imagine, if you will, the Professor sitting in a lil booster seat in Ryan’s passenger side, sipping on a bottle of Bug Juice, singing at the top of his little puppet lungs to Doja Cat while Ryan wastes away in rush hour traffic.

magnus “im a son of frey so i can just wear a binder full time and heal myself” chase vs. alex “if you don’t take a binder break i’ll break your ribs and strangle you to death myself” fierro

petition to start drawing s5 professor with a little tail. and maybe some feathers. and sharp teeth. dinoify the baby boy

some doods of guy