Arin: I Thought You Were Dead!

Alright writer brain! Let’s make up a story.

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

The AfterMath

After a long reteaching of Christmas, Onyx tells them to repeat after her.

Onyx: SANTA!

Helena: Breaking and entering

Emeril: Food raids

Amara: Facial hair = villian

Onyx: ...

Onyx: Godammit

Ranza: Don't think they'll agree...

"Everything was fine until you came around."

CW: Angry but Soft Bela

“Bela, you’re not that good at hiding your emotions from me...You know that right?” “Everything was fine until you came around.” “What?” “You heard me, Y/N.”

She raises her head from her book before tossing it on the ground. "You entered the palace and concluded that I was what you want." You have a puzzled expression on your face as you stare at her. "B, that wasn't a choice... It occurred randomly, darlin-"

“Don’t call me darling, Y/N!”

You fall silent as you stare at her. Her expression is a combination of rage and perplexity. But you could sense awe in her eyes.

“I don’t know how to deal with this. This...feeling.” “What does is the feeling?” “I don’t know, Y/N!” “Explain it.”

She gives you the softest look she can muster. "It's soft...and warm." It's soft and warm, and it's nice." You turn to face her, raising her head to your level. You give her a gentle look.

“That’s what love feels like.”

Well shit-

Guess we're married-

So...I may...or may not...be writing some hate poetry about...an ex lover.

So...prepare.

:very silently reblogs:

Look at her arms! Look at her face!

Please-

I will kneel, no hesitation.

Lord help my D&D crew

So I joined a bit late to my campaign but it made perfect development!

Galen (My D&D OC) is childhood friends with Estel and he is also actively hitting on Sylve! What else do you expect from a Neutral Chaotic Elven Bard?

OH YEAH!

Galen and the Crew (Bro, Estel, Sylve, and Pembis) go to a bar after getting some interesting items from an all violet store. And Galen sees these people giving him a side eye. Me: Permission to growl at them? DM: I’m sorry? Me: Permission to growl at them. DM: Sure why not, do an intimidation roll. Me: I got rolled a 1... DM: You meow at them.

Everyone is cackling. Anyways, fast forwarding after getting information~

Galen sees the HOT bartender, Lars! Lars wants nothing to do with him. 

HOWEVER

Because Galen is a bard and Sylve wants this man to fuck off, Sylve sets some mood lighting for Galen to serenade Lars to. BUT my bitchass rolls another 1 in Charsima and Lars turned around...and said GTFO. Galen was dragged out by Sylve begging for a second chance.

There may be a second chance...

And a fanfiction.

Congratulations to our girl!

We love you, Maggie!

Congratulations on winning best performance as Lady Alcina Dimitrescu in Resident Evil Village, Maggie Robertson! You deserve it!