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"Bestie, I don't know. I'm not allowed near her room since the bathtub incident. I shiver thinking about it. I just wanted to clean the bathroom 😭 I didn't go in there expecting to watch her and a maiden getting it on."

This will probably flop but I want y'all to pretend like you're maidens in a groupchat. I would like to see some drama between the maids. Go!

Locker Room Talk, Christmas! Day 10

Amara and Helena walk in laughing and talking.

Helena: No! No! It was fun, truly.

Amara: Are you sure?

Helena: Yes! You are very good with your sword.

Amara: Thank you, Helena.

Helena: Anyti-

Onyx and Emeril walk around them carrying a banner, going on their tippy-toes to get the banner over them. They end up hitting Amara and Helena in the face.

Amara: Hold on! Hold on! What are you doing?

Onyx: Decor! Fifteen days until Christmas.

Helena: Pardon me for asking but

Amara: Onyx...what exactly is Christmas?

Emeril: I don't either...But she said help and decorate in the same sentence so~

Onyx: Awww...Meril- You could have told me.

Emeril: I'm sorry.

Amara and Helena look at each other, before getting the banner and putting it up where Onyx wanted.

Onyx: Thanks, loves! I'll explain what it is. Sit, my children.

Amara, Helena, and Emeril sit down as she explains Christmas with flare, making them laugh.

Helena: Mmm...Okay, I think I understand.

Onyx: What have you learned?

Helena: Light the fireplace on Christmas Eve.

Onyx: No!

Emeril: Lock the refrigerator!

Onyx: No...Emeril...

Amara: Don't let strange men with thick moustaches and beards into your home. Specifically of the snowy white colour.

Onyx: This is hopeless.

Welcome!

Hello Succubi, Incubi, and Accubi.

(My equvilent of bitches, bros, and nonbinary hoes)

Welcome to my quaint little hell hole!

I am Satan! Or Salem. Whatever you prefer! I am male [AFAB] and I go by He/His/Theirs. I am omnisexual, demiromantic. I am a writer! My writing account is @satan-was-a-writer.

I will fuck you up. Don't try me. I AM male but I identify as Satan. I will be straight up with you. If I don't like you. I will tell you. Don't get on the wrong side of me.

Basically my family:

@dani-maricruz8 - My Mother @angstyanon0 - My Best Friend @nevess - My Sister

My Top Song Artists

Lady Gaga Lil Darkie Doja Cat Mother Mother Maneskin

"I wish you knew how much I adored you..."

CW: Death, Angst, Upset and Crying Alcina

“Mother!” Bela cries from alongside you. You had collapsed to the ground. Your heart had stopped for a brief period before starting to beat like a drum, the sisters had heard. "Mother! Y/N collapsed!" Daniela wailed and disintegrated into a swarm of flies. "Mother! Mother!" Cassandra shrieked and vanished among the insects. Bela softly nudged you, and she began to notice a slowing of your heartbeat and the color fading from your eyes.

"Come swiftly, Mother!"

As you lay on the castle floor, you could hear the countess' thunderous footfall. The steps abruptly come to a halt. Why had she frozen? She was never vocal about her feelings for you. She'd never be attracted to a mere mortal. When your eyes finally met hers, your world went black. Her eyes were fluttering with terror.

Daniela's eyes welled up with tears. She made an attempt to cheer everyone up.

"Maybe they were just exhausted!" sniffled Daniela with a soft chuckle. “I just watched Y/N die, Daniela! You can't say they were exhausted!" "I'm trying to lift your spirits, Bela!" "Well, Daniela, you're not lifting it now, are you?"

Cassandra joins in the dispute. It's too much for Alcina. Not right now, especially not right now. “Tăcere!” The three girls fell silent.

“This is not the time, nor the place.” “But mother-” “Ce tocmai am spus?”

The three sisters exchange a look of shame and sorrow. They could tell that this had a larger effect upon their mother than it did on them. Bela vanished amid a swarm of insects, signalling her sisters to follow her. They follow suit, leaving Alcina with you alone.

"I wish you had known how much I adored you..." Alcina sobs as she cradles your frail body. Your heart stopped beating, and you were utterly still.

Vivienne: So apparently the "can't commit" thing is because of my abandonment issues.

Zoe: You...didn't know this?

Vivienne: I'm sorry, what?

Zoe: Nothing...nothing. You do you.

I am going to start posting all of my RE8 writing pieces on my RE8 Blog! (With the exception of my Imagines and Incorrect Quotes) I have a new angsty little piece up for your enjoyment!

Coffee and Alcohol

Coffee and Alcohol

I watch silently as Jessa makes us drinks. “Jessa...Sweetheart...what are you putting in my coffee?” Jessa looks up, holding an unlabelled bottle. “Two shots of Vodka?” My eyes widen, “Sweetheart...Alcohol in coffee...it’s...it’s unhealthy.” I hear the familiar yawn of Cece as she walks out in a black sports bra and Jessa’s white sweatpants. Jessa lets out a low whistle. "Good morning, beautiful." Cece's face flushes bright red. "Morning, starlight." Jessa's face turns slightly magenta. I lift an eyebrow, "Good morning beautiful." I say, looking at Cece. "Hey, good morning." She says with a smile, sitting beside me.

She kisses my cheek, causing me to smile. "Jessa, I want kisses!" She says, leaning over the counter. "Hey, don't flip yourself over the counter sweet thing." She says, kissing Cece softly. "How was your sleep?" I say, glancing at Cece. "It was good...I was cold waking up though." She glared at both Jessa and I, causing her to laugh. "I'm sorry! Just that Lore and I were discussing surprising you with breakfast. Then decided to just chat over coffee." Jessa said, before looking at Cece. "How many shots of vodka in your tea?" My eyes widen, "Jessa. No. Bad."

Jessa laughs, "Gorgeous, come on! You can't tell me you haven't put alcohol in your coffee before." Cece speaks up, "She has. I can confirm." Jessa lifts an eyebrow. A wicked smirk takes over her face. "I...was having a bad day...Also...Jessa, that is way more than two shots of vodka. You're trying to get me drunk." I say, inching my head towards the half empty bottle of vodka. "Maybe I am. Maybe I want you to stay home with us." I sigh, "I can't!" Jessa groans, walking around the counter to hug me from the back.

"But I want to cuddle on the couch with you and Cece and watch scary movies." Jessa says, kissing the back of my neck, making me groan softly. "Jessa, it's a sunday." Cece takes my cup from my fingers, before sliding onto the counter and laying horizontally, looking up at me. "Yeah, more time with us. There isn't a syndicate meeting today." I smile softly, setting a gentle kiss to Cece's lips. "Fine." Jessa smiles, "Woo! Thank you, Goregous!" She kisses up my neck to my cheek, making me blush brighter than the sun. "That's gay."

I look to Cece, walking to the couch. "No shit," Jessa said, laughing. "Take off your shirt and change your pants." She says, looking at me. "What?" Jessa arches an eyebrow. "You gotta match us." I then realize, Jessa too is wearing a bra and baggy sweatpants. Her bra dark blue and her pants, "...Jessa...are those my sweats?" Jessa smiles, "Yes, these are you light grey sweats." I sigh, getting up. "You didn't ask." Jessa smiles innocently. "Can I wear your sweats?" I nod before, kissing Cece's forehead. "I'm going to go change. Can you turn on Camilla?"

“Lesbian vampire thing?” I nod, “Yes. The lesbian vampire thing.” She smiles, going to our combined youtube playlist. I walk to our room, taking off my shirt and grabbing my baggy sweats to put on. I walk out to see Jessa and Cece cuddling on the couch with a cup of tea between them. “Did you...hold on...how…” Jessa looked up, “Yes?” I sit on the other side of the couch. “Did you boil the vodka, put the tea bag in it?” Jessa smiles, “Yes!” I sigh, reaching for the cup, “I need to know what this tastes like.” I mutter, taking a sip. “Nope, take it back.” I give it to Cece who lifts an eyebrow, “Why?” I look at the T.V. “Because I hate that I like it.” Jessa smirks, “Then come over here and take another sip, gorgeous.” I shake my head no, focusing on the television. “No.” Before I know it, Jessa is doing the sexy crawl towards me. She straddles my hips and makes me look at her. “Why not, gorgeous?” I look away from her, focusing my attention on the main character’s hair colour. “Hey! Look at me!” I glance at her. “Yes starlight?” She puts my face in her hands. “Why?” I sigh, “You’re trying to get me drunk.” Jessa kisses me softly. “No, I’m not! I want you to wind down with us.” She removes herself from my waist and pulls Cece onto her waist. “I- Jessa!” Jessa smiles, “Ah, yes. Hi.” She softly kisses Cece before looking back at me. “You can be very tense and standoffish sometimes.” I nod, “I know.” Cece looks at me, “You don’t have to be that way with us.” I tilt my head, “I’m not that way around you two.”

Cece and Jessa share a look. “Ya know...just a bit...Small bit but just a bit.” Cece says, indicating with her fingers. “Oh...I’m sorry…” Jessa smiles, “No, no it’s fine gorgeous you’re just starting to open up.” She tilts her head before pausing the T.V. “You let me call you gorgeous AND you let me touch you.” I pause, “You have a good point.” Cece smiles, chiming in. “And, you let us kiss you.” A gentle blush rises to my face. “She isn’t wrong~ But We know you need a little time to get used to us. We aren’t rushing you.”

I nod, “Okay.” I silently look away. “Can I have cuddles please?” Jessa’s eyes widen, “What?” I glance at her. “I’m not repeating it, just come here.” I open my arms and Cece comes bounding into them as well as Jessa. “I heard you the first time I just needed to confirm.” I roll my eyes, kissing both of their foreheads. Even though I act like I don’t, I love these girls so much. I’m glad they’re choosing to take their time with me. I’m still not drinking the rest of that tea though. I’m not in the mood for a possible headache tomorrow.

-Lorelei

LOOK AT MY GIRL!

LOOK AT HERR

HER REACTION IS SO PRECIOUS OMGGG 😭😭😭

Jessa: Well you know what? Pain makes you a better person. And-

Juliette: Is that true? I think it just hurts.