Statement of Lorreine Delos Santos, regarding a haunting dream from when she was younger. Statement given ██th of May, 20██.
Statement begins.
An intern providing information for various organizations, mainly to The Usher Foundation. Under the alias Khl0ros, they keep an eye on various websites, often on the lookout for distasteful individuals to terrorize and expose.
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aka shit I couldn't fit in
They're currently a 3rd year majoring BS in Statistics (nerdd /j)
In terms of personality, they're an INTJ.
Her DND alignment is Chaotic Neutral.
Surprisingly, they're really bad with technology. Shutting down your computer? Nahh just let it go on sleep mode!
They heavily dislike the head of The Magnus Insitute, going as far as referring to him as "Eliass Bitchard." When asked why, she refuses to elaborate.
She has at least one account running on every social media platform out there.
Their favorite site to use for "info gathering" is Facebook, since privacy doesn't exist in Zuckerberger's domain /j
Blackmailing is their specialty! They love seeing the look on people’s faces when she cites entries of their search history.
Reine loves to sleep, but that's frequently disturbed by her friend... who's an avatar of The Vast. He pulls a prank on her by making her feel like she's falling in her sleep,
Her left eye may or may not be missing...
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Nick: We need to get through this locked door. Eric, give me your credit card.
Eric: Here.
Nick, pocketing it: Jason, break down the door.
Request. How would Charlie react if someone(of course not me🤣) would ask him to film a p*rn together?
Charlie: Lonnit Entertainment and its staff are not specialised in adult entertainment.
Sounds like something he might say. X’D
💋 for the jester and the knight wink wink nudge n- 💥💥💥
I can’t choose so uhfjdbdbd surprise me ⁉️
hand chu is always fun when caught off guard
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“Sorry! We’re no longer seeing clients… but if you’re really that desperate, then just find me at the bar~
Twisted from: Ursula’s Necklace
アーレグラー・マハラス
CV: Tetsuya Kakihara (柿原 徹也)
Technical Info.
Gender: Male
Sexuality: Demisexual
Birthday: 07/22
Age: 19
Height: 167 cm (5’6)
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Gold
Hand Pref.: Left
Homeland: Sea of Dreams
College Info.
Year: 2nd
Class: 2D Set 19
Club: Light Music
Favorite Subject: Conjuration
Other.
Hobby: Doll-collecting
Likes: Orchestral Music
Dislikes: Hand cramps
Favorite Food: Wakame Salad
Hated Food: Fried Crab
Specialty: Lip Reading
UM: Dear Vanessa
Can temporarily steal a person’s personality, adopting their way of thinking, acting, speaking, and memory to a T. Their victim, however, is left in a state akin to a doll.
A Shell-like Dagger
TW: Self-harm
Long ago, when Witches still traveled the world, there was a hermit crab with a single wish: to love and perform with the princess of a nearby kingdom. Her voice enchanted him so, and when she sang he’d crawl upon the highest boulder just to hear. One day, he overheard she was to be wed to a prince with fiery red hair. Jealousy overtook him, and in that envy he sought out the magic of a Witch who lived in a nearby cove.
“Please, grant me my wish!” The creature begged. “Turn me human so I can marry the princess. This grotesque form would never win her heart!”
“Little crab, are you sure you know what you’re doing?” The witch asked. “There is a spell I can use, but it comes at a dangerous cost. And only fools believe they can win someone over with nothing but a few meager attempts.”
Then it is a fool I must be!” He proudly stated. “Here, take my shell as proof of my effort.”
The witch sighed, but could not give up a trade. She soon crafted the spell and a peculiar golden knife.
“I can turn you human, but only for 3 weeks lest you die. In case all fails, take this dagger and rob the princess of her heart.”
“How horrible!” He exclaimed. “Why would I do such a thing!?”
“Worry not, little hermit crab, this dagger does not kill, but merely takes the core of a mortal soul. It is this, the soul’s love and emotion, that I need to turn you back.” He thanked the witch and drank the potion in a hurry.
Despite his skin feeling like a shell half his size and his hands stabbed by a hundred needles, he continued his way to the castle. With his newly ravishing human looks, and elegant rhythm as he played the violin, the hermit crab charmed many of the kingdom’s residents.
And yet, the princess was not one of them.
No matter how long he played, nor the celebrations he attended, she never looked the small crab’s way. Even when he created a tune just for her, she thanked him and sent him away. Yet, even as his hands felt like bleeding every time he played, he continued on.
But when the 3 weeks came and went, and the hermit crab was asked to perform at the wedding, only then did he finally feel regret.
So on the night before the ceremony, he shuffled back to the cove, dagger in hand. While the pain and despair swallowed him whole, the witch merely glared.
“See? Only fools make such wishes, and they always come to regret it.” She scoffed. “Now hurry and bring me that heart before it’s too late.”
The crab bit his lip, tears running down his face.
“I don’t want to die, yet I don’t want to transform back into such a hideous thing. But most of all, I don’t want to feel any of this pain anymore.”
The creature took the dagger and thrust it into his own chest, carving out his heart and presenting it to the now-horrified witch.
“So please. Take my heart, I don’t need it anyways.”
The next page is blank…looks like this tale was never finished.
Anyone else think about that bit where Charlie shoulder tackles Du’met in an effort to save the others? I do.
What a horrible time to have a Train Conductor Sona when we got Colleen Ballinger existing 💀
It was a good joke, a great joke even... But man.
Anyway, be gay, do crime!!
I love your The Devil in Me art so much, I think you're my absolutely favorite artist now or definitely one of them
*sending lots of love to you, Charlie and Curator*
Aw Tysm anon! My TDIM stuff are mainly scribbles and 95% Charlie tho hahaha. But I’m glad to hear you’re enjoying them!
so. *clears throat* since i called myself out earlier, it was safe to assume, that i will make a du’met/charlie fic. it was kind of unavoidable, really. as there is so much to unpack with these two.
idk, how violent this fic will get in the future, but the first chapter is fairly ‘innocent’. well, kind of. past all the possible grizzly implications lol. either way, this work would focus only on these two, with some extras from time to time. there be porn. and there be blood. expect it to get weird along the way. bc it would lol.
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the basic summary of the fic, is that things go a bit differently for charlie. for now, not all that drastically, but i fully believe in the develish evil, that du’met is. and in charlie’s ability to fuck up. his journey had only just began.