Why Are You Such A Bitch Ass Motherfucker? 😇🙏

Why are you such a bitch ass motherfucker? 😇🙏

Why Are You Such A Bitch Ass Motherfucker? 😇🙏

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2 years ago

If you'd had to ship Charlie with someone, who would it be?

I think he would have interesting dynamic with multiple characters to be sure.

If You'd Had To Ship Charlie With Someone, Who Would It Be?
If You'd Had To Ship Charlie With Someone, Who Would It Be?

Charlie and Mark is my broship. They're so fun together. And then there's Du'met...

2 years ago
“Sorry! We’re No Longer Seeing Clients… But If You’re Really That Desperate, Then Just Find Me

“Sorry! We’re no longer seeing clients… but if you’re really that desperate, then just find me at the bar~

Twisted from: Ursula’s Necklace

Allegra Mahalath

アーレグラー・マハラス

CV: Tetsuya Kakihara (柿原 徹也)

Technical Info.

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Demisexual

Birthday: 07/22

Age: 19

Height: 167 cm (5’6)

Hair Color: Brown

Eye Color: Gold

Hand Pref.: Left

Homeland: Sea of Dreams

College Info.

Year: 2nd

Class: 2D Set 19

Club: Light Music

Favorite Subject: Conjuration

Other.

Hobby: Doll-collecting

Likes: Orchestral Music

Dislikes: Hand cramps

Favorite Food: Wakame Salad

Hated Food: Fried Crab

Specialty: Lip Reading

UM: Dear Vanessa

Can temporarily steal a person’s personality, adopting their way of thinking, acting, speaking, and memory to a T. Their victim, however, is left in a state akin to a doll.

A Shell-like Dagger

TW: Self-harm

Long ago, when Witches still traveled the world, there was a hermit crab with a single wish: to love and perform with the princess of a nearby kingdom. Her voice enchanted him so, and when she sang he’d crawl upon the highest boulder just to hear. One day, he overheard she was to be wed to a prince with fiery red hair. Jealousy overtook him, and in that envy he sought out the magic of a Witch who lived in a nearby cove.

“Please, grant me my wish!” The creature begged. “Turn me human so I can marry the princess. This grotesque form would never win her heart!”

“Little crab, are you sure you know what you’re doing?” The witch asked. “There is a spell I can use, but it comes at a dangerous cost. And only fools believe they can win someone over with nothing but a few meager attempts.”

Then it is a fool I must be!” He proudly stated. “Here, take my shell as proof of my effort.”

The witch sighed, but could not give up a trade. She soon crafted the spell and a peculiar golden knife.

“I can turn you human, but only for 3 weeks lest you die. In case all fails, take this dagger and rob the princess of her heart.”

“How horrible!” He exclaimed. “Why would I do such a thing!?”

“Worry not, little hermit crab, this dagger does not kill, but merely takes the core of a mortal soul. It is this, the soul’s love and emotion, that I need to turn you back.” He thanked the witch and drank the potion in a hurry.

Despite his skin feeling like a shell half his size and his hands stabbed by a hundred needles, he continued his way to the castle. With his newly ravishing human looks, and elegant rhythm as he played the violin, the hermit crab charmed many of the kingdom’s residents.

And yet, the princess was not one of them.

No matter how long he played, nor the celebrations he attended, she never looked the small crab’s way. Even when he created a tune just for her, she thanked him and sent him away. Yet, even as his hands felt like bleeding every time he played, he continued on.

But when the 3 weeks came and went, and the hermit crab was asked to perform at the wedding, only then did he finally feel regret.

So on the night before the ceremony, he shuffled back to the cove, dagger in hand. While the pain and despair swallowed him whole, the witch merely glared.

“See? Only fools make such wishes, and they always come to regret it.” She scoffed. “Now hurry and bring me that heart before it’s too late.”

The crab bit his lip, tears running down his face.

“I don’t want to die, yet I don’t want to transform back into such a hideous thing. But most of all, I don’t want to feel any of this pain anymore.”

The creature took the dagger and thrust it into his own chest, carving out his heart and presenting it to the now-horrified witch.

“Sorry! We’re No Longer Seeing Clients… But If You’re Really That Desperate, Then Just Find Me

“So please. Take my heart, I don’t need it anyways.”

The next page is blank…looks like this tale was never finished.

2 years ago

Having seen the game now, here is a lil ❤️ for Charlie

Having Seen The Game Now, Here Is A Lil ❤️ For Charlie
2 years ago

meowmeowmeowmeowmeow

"Oh? You Want Me To Look Into Something? Unfortunately, I Have Stopped Providing Such Services Long Ago.

"Oh? You want me to look into something? Unfortunately, I have stopped providing such services long ago. But... since it is you, I'll gladly take the case."

Detective Leech is at your disposal! His costume comes from the "Recluse" skin of the Seer from Identity V!

(Illust style inspired from @/tabakko on twt with their Holoctober series)

No clue if I'll be continuing this for the last week of twistober, we'll just have to see ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


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2 years ago

Your Devil In Me art is giving me life

So good!

Your Devil In Me Art Is Giving Me Life

Thanks! It's likely gonna be mostly Charlies haha.

2 years ago

MEOOOOOOWWWWW

Alone On This Upcoming Tuesday Night? Path- I Mean, Not To Worry! With This Totally Not Last-minute Event,

Alone on this upcoming Tuesday night? Path- I mean, not to worry! With this totally not last-minute event, you may have a chance to change that with a...

♡ VALENTINES RAFFLE!! ♡

For now, One (1) winner will receive a bust/waist render drawing of any pair they want! That means canon x canon, oc x canon, oc x oc, self-inserts, etc. It doesn't have to be romantic either, platonic relationships are welcome as well!

♡ To enter, you must: ♡

Be following me! (new followers are welcome)

Reblog this post (1 reblog = 1 entry)

OPTIONAL: What's your (or your OC's) ideal date? (answer in the tags/comments)

At every 40 notes, I will add another winner slot. Maximum additional slots are 2 (3 winners in total).

♡ Below are my terms and conditions [May be updated later]: ♡

Suggestive themes are okay, full-blown NSFW isn't

The deadline to receive your drawing is March 14, 2023 at 11:59 PM CST (in time for White day). Please understand that it may take a while ^^'

If the winner doesn't respond within 2 days, there will be a reroll. Consequently, the deadline may be pushed back to allocate lost time.

♡ Best of luck to all participants! May you receive your happily every after~ ♡


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2 years ago

#omori #omori sunny #omori game #omori fanart #omori spoilers

Good Morning Omori Fandom, Have A Little Silly

Good morning omori fandom, have a little silly


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2 years ago

I am so late... Go crazy if you want?!? Surprise me!

https://drawme.share-on.me/GBarTgZpsQ

Might post my reactions/response later on 👁️👁️

I Am So Late... Go Crazy If You Want?!? Surprise Me!

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2 years ago

Nick: We need to get through this locked door. Eric, give me your credit card.

Eric: Here.

Nick, pocketing it: Jason, break down the door.

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