Breed dogs for intelligence
my mom has a friend who has a failed program-service dog and he’s literally my favorite creature
He’s a really smart lab, he learned all the commands, but he just has an affinity for doing them whenever he wants
So this lady’s dog literally turns on-off lights, opens doors, opens the fridge, etc… at his own wishes.
Her house looks like its baby-proofed, with kid safe locks on everything and stuff, but really she just has a dog that’s learned all the mobility service dog commands but has a mind of his own.
What are the secret to your success?
I take special care to be polite to retail workers, all of whom I suspect are fae in disguise, and they often grant me good luck in return. This is the secret, the big one, use this info carefully
Taraf de Haïdouks — Ostinato & Romanian Dance
Béla Bartók reinterpreted by Romani traditional musicians.
wow ok so uhhh like i know i said i was gonna post this yesterday but i forgot so here she is
Five years ago this week, Breonna Taylor was shot and killed inside her home during a botched police raid in Louisville, Kentucky.
In November 2024, one of the officers was found guilty of violating Breonna’s civil rights during the execution of a search warrant that led to her tragic death. While this conviction was a step in the right direction, true justice would be Breonna Taylor still living today.
This Women's History Month and always, we honor her life and say her name. 🕊️💜
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Joe Petagno — Virgin Waters (blacklight poster, 1971)
If the Nuremberg laws were applied, then every post-war American president would have been hanged.
Noam Chomsky, talk at St. Michael’s College, Vermont, around 1990 (via myanarchistproseandpoetry)
So what if Darth Vader was like following a officer or something and he's like "Come Lord" and then Vader says "DID YOU JUST CALL ME CUMLORD" and then starts choking him out, but the officer starts getting a boner and Vader's like "aw fuck this is too weird for me man."