I Watched The Scene That Made People Be So Upset At Phil And

Second QSMP member turned into a pokemon : Philza ! I liked both Corviknight and Honchkrow for him, so I did both versions!

The only reason q!Phil doesn't flirt that often is 'cause he would be too powerful /hj

GIVE IT BACK

So philza lore, am i right?

absolutely gut wrenching :D

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i think it could be really fun to write a crowmonster!philza and warrior!etoiles au for the soul purpose of writing their little "sparring" matches where instead of beating each other with sticks it's just etoiles wrestling his big ol dragon-esque monster friend. etoiles clinging onto phil's back/tail feathers as phil tries to buck him off. phil holding etoiles in his beak and shaking him around like a chew toy. etoiles hooking an arm/rope around phil's throat and phil doing this great big dramatic roaring cry as he stumbles and flops onto his back and "dies", talons in the air, twitching, also crushing etoiles in the process. everyone else looking on with bewildered concern as phil seems to be gnawing etoiles' arm off and etoiles is just lying there declaring deadpan, "ohhh no he is too strong, the monster has defeated me, he is killing me, it is so slow and painful, i am dying, ggs bro, ggs." (<-he is perfectly fine, phil is only play-mauling)

other fun points:

phil tossing etoiles around in the air like he weighs literally nothing

etoiles pinning one of phil's wing-arms behind his back like its no big deal

etoiles ripping out some of phil's feathers during one of their play fights and phil freezing mid-thrash just to shoot him the flattest, most offended look to ever come from a non-human creature

phil accidentally going too far and ripping up etoiles' shoulder and phil just becoming the biggest, most whimpery apologetic mass of feathers and spikes as etoiles pats his beak and tells him it's no problem, it doesn't even hurt that bad (and phil just wails louder)

both of them nudging/bugging/poking each other when they're bored to goad the other into a play fight, with varying degrees of success

I have feelings about

"The Bolas way is we go with you."

Cuz like this team started as chaotic group but it took about two days before they started calling the person they chose as a leader dad. It's the team i believe survived purely on spite and bits with each other the first day, the team that said "do you just want to build houses" and somehow after that managed to pull through, together, to the finale. An honourable finale.

And now, there's Phil on the boat. But not entirety of team bolas.

"This is my comfort game"

And it's just a game about a man who is in an asylum and sees the worst deaths ever committed by people who are absolutely mentally fucked up where they torture him until he ends up mentally just as bad as they are

“You look cute behind bars.”

The hero’s head rose from their knees, narrowed eyes darting towards the sound of the voice. It cold, and damp within the confinements of the cell, nothing but a slither of light streaming through the slot in the wall. Villain’s brow cocked, amusement in their eyes.

“Leave me alone.”

Villain blew out a sharp breath. “Ouch. So cold.”

Their footsteps echoed closer, prowling towards the bars of the cell. Hero could feel their presence, overwhelming the room like a sickening fog. They tightened their grip around their legs, pressing them closer into their chest. Hero turned away.

“What do you want?” They mumbled, voice quiet and lethargic. Villain’s fingers pranced around the metal bar.

“I want your cooperation.”

“No, you don't. You just want me,” Hero huffed. Villain couldn’t help but chuckle at their forwardness, shaking their head softly.

“In so many ways,” they purred, gaze fixated on them. They looked so pitiful—it was almost annoying. “But I’m biding my time. I need your help.”

Hero barked out a loud laugh, and their head rose from their knees, expression tight with rage. “My help? My help?”

Villain eyed them.

“After you were the one who got me thrown in here? After you turned the whole world against me? And now you’re here, asking for my help?” Their voice seemed to break, chest stuttering. “What is wrong with you?”

Villain’s fingers snapped at the lighter in their hands, pressing a cigarette in between their lips as they spoke. Hero noticed the bandage wrapped around their palm, fresh blood soaking through the material. Their hands grappled at the wall, dragging themselves onto their knees.

“Many things,” the villain waved off, thumbing at the lighter. “But I didn’t come here to bargain. You’re going to help me, and you’re going to do it obediently.”

Hero could barely contain the scoff in their throat. “What makes you think that?”

The cigarette sparked. The faint glow from the flame had illuminated Villain’s face for a few moments, where Hero caught sight of their eyes piercing straight through them.

“Because I love you.”

Their mouth went dry. “Please. Don’t start this again.”

Villain ignored them, taking another drag of the cigarette, smoke tumbling from their lips with each word they spoke. “And I did this to prove I’m the only one who truly cares about you. Whose side you really belong to. You'll help me because you’ve got no one else.”

Hero’s head bowed, and the smell of tobacco grew strong, invading their senses like a dizzying current. “...why me?”

That seemed to gain Villain a satisfactory smirk, crouching down to the Hero’s level, holding their hand out through the bars. “Because I want Supervillain dead. And you’re the only one who can kill him.”

nah no matter what happens, q!Philza is just *that guy*

pretty much everyone trusts him, with both their own lives and the lives of their children

he can't walk around the server without running into someone who has declared themselves his kid and a good chunk of the server members have built their homes around his home to be close to him

so I'm sorry q!Philza, your house will always be the meeting point of the server and there forever be people chilling on your front lawn

Say whatever you want about Team BOLAS but they’re loyal as all hell and they love their not-Dad very much <33

Based off this screenshot:

also, something else that i think people who are not phil watchers dont know: phil did that entire event in Unenchanted Armor and with Unenchanted gear.

the man had no projectile protection, no protection of any tear, no unbreaking, no feather falling, no sharpness, no NOTHING. and im not 100% sure on Foolish's gear (i haven't watched his pov yet) but he was in a pretty similar state

they managed to scurry around so many enemies and get sll the way into the green base and complete this event IN BASIC DIAMOND GEAR (+one netherite helmet for phil), and fucking hell, most of their armor pieces are still unbroken

Quick edit: it seems foolish DID have enchanted armor. nevertheless, the point on phil being absolutely insane for doing this event with no enchantments still stands.