Mark’s House Tour Translation

mark’s house tour translation

“welcome to my home! now we’ll wait. house tour? ok. i don’t have a room, i don’t have a bedroom. my living room! my living room~ look at my tv. (zooms in on tv) my tv is broken right now. (moves toward the table) and this is where i eat and play poker with my friends. (zooms in on drinks on the table) i didn’t drink this, my friends did, ok? (moves to other room) next, i don’t have any money so i sleep on the floor. i sleep here. if my friends come over, they can sleep with me. i’ll sleep on the floor. (character lays on the floor) good night~”

(may include inaccuracies)