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dick grayson in the olympics

One of my favorite headcanons about Dick Grayson is that he won the Olympics, and none of his family know. Like, he went on an undercover mission as an Olympic athlete in another country, won, and completed the mission as usual. He just never thought to bring it up to his family. It’s such a Dick Grayson thing to do. 

Even funnier is the alternative where Dick hears about the Olympics coming up, thought “might as well cross that off the bucket list,” joined, and won (would he do acrobatics? gymnastics? idk what categories there are, I’ve never watched them). I mean, he’s vigilante-leveled trained in athletics and one of the only people in the world (if not the only, now) who can do a quadruple somersault, and he’s never gotten to show it off. You think he wouldn’t literally jump at the chance to perform for a crowd like at the circus?

I particularly like the idea that this is something Dick keeps up with in his training. While the other vigilantes are of course trained for athleticism, durability, endurance, stamina, all that good stuff, they aren’t highly trained in one particular skill at an Olympic level. And I’ve definitely heard more than one fic or post referring to Dick as an Olympic-level acrobat. I mean, he does acrobatics on the daily at an extent non-vigilantes don’t (pls don’t think I’m undermining the real hard work of actual Olympic athletes, they’re amazing, this is purely for the sake of a fictional world).

Imagine the Batfamily scrolling through YouTube or looking at old news articles or something and then just— “DICK GRAYSON DID YOU WIN THE OLYMPICS AND NOT TELL US??” and Dick freezing with a blank stare.

“Oh, yeah, I did do that, didn’t I?”

Imagine the whole family sitting in the den with snacks and blankets and pillows one night, stubbornly making everyone be there, so that they can watch Dick’s entire performance on the big screen television and cheer for him as if they were there. Dick is feeling both excited, a little embarrassed, and very, very loved.

I’m listening to the silt verses episode 23

AND I HAVE TO SAY PLS PAIGE FIND CARPENTER SHE HAS THE ANSWERS

theres bikes around the city you can rent but you have to use an app that needs your drivers license. theres buses that drive right to your destination, but if you dont have change you need the app. you can wash your car here if you sign into the app. you can go to the bathroom here you just have to unlock it with the app that needs your location on. you can order at this restaurant if you scan the code and download the app. im losing my freaking mind

I like to think that Batman’s suit is really heavy

Like, the thing obviously Kevlar weave, with lots of armour reinforced bits, not to mention all of the gear and gadgets and tools he has on his person, I mean, anything he’s ever thought he may need, anything he’s been mid fight thinking that a particular tool would be useful, he has it somewhere, probably a few of them

And all the kids too, they’re equally equipped even if they don’t necessarily look it

So I like to imagine that some of the heroes decided they should do a costume switch for fun

The bats agreed, and the best part wasn’t them being weirded out like they thought they’d be, unmasked and all that, no, they couldn’t care less, instead everyone else is freaking out about how heavy the bats costumes are

How the hell do they do impossible feats of acrobatics wearing shit like this

Even the supers think it’s excessive, and they have super strength

The bats all take the opportunity to try some of their moves without the weight, given that they work out wearing even more weight

Turns out they can flip and jump and move in even more insane ways than anyone thought possible and everyone is more terrified than they were a few minutes ago

Everyone decides the bats are better with their gadgets

hey folks! as most of us know, Joe Hills recently got married and he just tweeted that they're having some trouble financially due to a dental emergency. Since he's a Hermit and person who does so much in the community (including paying his mods), it would be great to be able to give back to him a bit! so, i'm sharing the link to his tweet and paypal:)

Link to Paypal

(and congrats to both of them on the marriage! wishing them all the best:D)

Heheh look at this art

Last minute operation

I saw a post a long time ago saying that Dick gives Talia mother's day cards just to put mean things in them. This is how I imagined the first time going:

Dick: Talia

Talia: Richard

Dick: It is Mother's day

Talia: Yes it is?

Dick: Although I don't think of as my mother and Bruce and I are going to visit my real mother's grave later. I made you a card...so here.

Talia: You made me a card?

Dick: Yes

Talia *takes the card*: Well...uh thank you Richard this very unexpected

Talia *opens the card*: Oh. There it is

Dick: Yup!!

Talia: Well....I will cherish this card

Dick: Oh I bet you will!!!

Psst! Maybe doodle a Bruce and young Dick spotted by paparazzi!

Heartwarming! Bruce Wayne spotted walking with young ward Dick Grayson!

your honor... 🤲🐦⚡️

It was either a fic or the clock app that established that Wayne enterprises pays people to return them

Do you think after a battle when Bruce has to collect all the Batarangs he threw he feels embarrassed like how you feel chasing after a ping pong ball?