OMG This Is So Cute I'm Gonna Cry

Why do the more I listen to The Magnus Archives, the more I feel like John's a glorified punching bag?? Is this normal??

Look at this triangle guy!!

I was bored lol

Help I suddenly got the thought of "Man, I wish I'd get breast cancer so I could get chest surgery" which is kinda messed up cause I don't want to offend anyone with breast cancer but it's just such great way to get chest surgery and not having to explain to my parents about it

(I'm like 70% sure I'm not trans but idk anymore)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Seriously how do I do the 'no beta we die like' tag on ao3? Like, half of the characters have died, who should I double kill?? Maybe Viktor he died like, 3 times-

Might be a bit biased but- Stan's hot, like cmon

Hottest GILF Tournament - Round 2-C

Shit I forgot his bow tie-

Look at this triangle guy!!

I was bored lol

Tips for writing London as a setting if you've never been there

London's a popular place to set a story! It's often imagined as sexy, cool, and suave. Whilst this is sometimes true, the thing that it predominantly is, is absolutely and entirely chaotic! So here are some aspects that you may not know about:

-Public transport is absolutely crucial to the infrastructure! Few people drive in London because of how well connected it is, and bus stops and train stations are often used as meeting points or details in directions.

-There's a LOT of crime, like, a lot. All cities have it, but London has a lot of variety. Stabbings are incredibly common (to the extent where it becomes a bit of a joke), almost everyone has a story where they've found or seen a dead body, and there are many money laundering/drug den fronts under the guise of highstreet shops (they're not well hidden).

-Despite it's chaos there's a strong code of etiquette most people hold themselves too. Some are actual rules (stand on the right side of escalators, don't queue jump) but some are simply social expectations (don't stop in the middle of the pavement, keep your bags close to your body, don't take up multiple seats.)

-A lot of tourists to the city are COMPLETELY FERAL and widely hated. They'll stand in the middle of the road, block up bridges, swing around cameras and selfie sticks in busy places, and completely ignore the social standards of polite society. People Do Not Like This. (also American tourists have a tendancy to just randomly start conversation with people? It's a bit weird and generally not done but it's not strictly a bad thing.)

-Rush hour is INSANE. We're talking almost static traffic, trains so packed that you're pressed into people on every side, buses that are so full they can't stop to let more people on. Some days it's better some days it's worse, but if you can avoid travelling at those times YOU DO.

-There are a lot of scam artists on the streets. Most major cities have these, they suck, they're aggressive, and they'll take your money! Some give you flowers and then force you to pay, some take photos of you and boost up the price to get them, there's always new ones, they're relentless, and you've gotta tell them to fuck off.

-Black cabs are not at all popular for normal people! They cater to tourists, rich people, and old people. They're great, the cab drivers are hard working and very knowledgeable, but they're also very expensive. Awful as it is, uber's cheaper if you're desperate, but buses go everywhere so it's just not really worth it.