Ugh, It Was Awful Last Week. I'm Free From The River Of Styx Now Tho! Had To Make A Goofy Vent Doodle

those are hardly hear me outs. they're conventionally attractive.

My normal hear me outs are Zeno's guards and Muzan Kibutsuji's final form and I probably have more but I forgot.

HEAR ME OUT CAKE TAG GAME

Lemme start this chaos

....Do I need to explain??

Poseidon design: Neal illustrator

Tag your moots

@pennyroyald @apollos-dodgeball-target @twomanyfandomshelp @a-fucking-tornado + anyone else who wants to join! Have fun 💗

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🛍️Today's Miku "figure" is:🛍️

Minidoll plush backpack ver.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

a mix of 75% potassium nitrate to 10% sulfur and 15% charcoal and a tiny bit of sugar makes gunpowder.

the recipe is lenient so you don't have to be exact.

Kohaku: Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

Stanley: Make his dick hard not his life.

Mozu: Break her bed not her heart.

Ryusui: Play with her boobs (or his chest) not her (or his) feelings.

Gen: Get on his dick not his nerves.

Franois: Always salt your pasta while boiling it.

reblog if mint aero is the best chocolate bar in the world and you're tired of people never even considering it

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

“Golly Gee…I wonder where I’m going to sit!!!”

“Heyyyyy!!! Fresh Meat!!!”

“Uh? Hi?”

“Come sit over here babygirl…”

“…Why, thank you!”

“Wow…is my bestie looking out for me by calling me over a malewife? I’m gonna have to thank her…”

“You….You can call me Mommy if you want…”

“Re…Really? You really mean it?”

“Oh that fucking BITCH….I CALLED DIBS on THAT ASS…”

i love being a girl