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I got the CEO (branchiura)

a wizard is going to turn you into a random animal! whether you like it or not! how nice of them! spin the wheel to find out which class your new species belongs to (and then probably do a google).

medieval people wouldn't understand a damn word you said except cat, what, fuck, man etc so yeah any tweet would blow their mind unless you translate it

easily one of my favourite tweets of all time

I've been indecisive literally before I was even born. Turned around twice in the womb (if I hadnt done it again then I'd have been able to slay Macbeth) days before my due date and now it takes me 20 minutes to decide literally anything.

It's literally written into my DNA.

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

reblog if mint aero is the best chocolate bar in the world and you're tired of people never even considering it

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

the british

we hebben een serieus probleem.

Por que

my kings helping to keep the threat away

Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

bouncebouncebounce

I think the animators cherished the time they spent animating Ryusui without his got dam hat

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits