Salviao - Sage

Chiaki: It's annoying that video games disable achievements when you install mods. I DID kill Alduin, who cares if Thomas the Tank Engine was there.

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Give him his toy

idc look at this sick screenshot i got of my mimecraft xbox 360 world

ocd is like this

I got recommended myself thrice in a row

I'm so famous

"but it refused"

can we start referring to normal things people do like superpowers?

Sure, you ate raw chicken and threw up, but you could say you consumed the untamed fruit of the red junglefowl, absorbing its power and thus gained the ability to reguritate acid from a large sac within your abdomen.

You remembered something? Nuh uh, you used your gift of aftsight to gather knowledge of prior events.

You blew something away? C'mon, we know that was actually your ability of blasting high pressure air from a special orifice on your face in order to push inconveniences out of your way.

Thragg heard that it was Lesbian visibility day yesterday!

Thragg said he miss it so Thragg went to make sure the lesbians were visible. like you future peeple do.

Thragg thinks he might not have did it right. . .

get kissed idiot