Hydrogen

if this gets 2 notes ill add the divine tongue fron dbs into minecraft as a language for the ui

yikes

oh yeah i had a fucked up dream about animal crossing where they released a new game and one of the features that was added in response to the criticism that the villagers were too bland in new horizons was that each villager had a personal quest you could do to learn more about them as individuals and it would usually be something pretty heartfelt but simple bevause there's like 400 of those cunts to account for. but i was doing gaston's quest and his quest was that he needed to have a drink delivered to him as fast as possible. like you literally only had 10 seconds to find him to deliver him this drink. if you delivered it in time he would just be like "oh thanks i really needed that" and all would be good. but if you failed to find him in time the next time you interacted with him he would literally fucking kill himself by drinking bleach in front of you with the game screen turning to static and then showing close ups of him slowly dying and choking and in agony. and them for the next day everybody would be "shame what happened to gaston :(" but would never comment on what the fuck happened and would move on the day after that. tje game would act like he just moved away. i've never even had gaston in any of my animal crossing towns in any of the games so idek why my dream singled him out to have this fucked up event?? i have no opinions on this guy i forget he exists most of the time??? and he fucking looks like this

genuinely fucked up that if i want to interact with someone online i have to say words and have a conversation instead of just mashing my face against them like a cat

….well, she’s got the spirit!

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Strip that stupid triangle

im imagining this

just fucking obliterated a fly btw i like. no look-whipped my hand up and grabbed it and crushed it. some goku type shit

who hurt them :(

they're screaming into the night at the top of their little lungs. what did you do to them :(

Weird and wonderful compilation of strange bird noises.

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

Some man tried to sell me a coffin, a gravestone, and a funeral service.

I said those are the last things I need.