Paige And Drew

You bet you can’t explain why iszy followed my account and I got a nasty anon at the same time.

*I bet

How are you an author that can't write correctly?

Box Toji Maybe I should focus on this style...

LAWDDDDDDD

Boy ain’t nobody listening to you talk 😮‍💨

and then I nutted

“can you take it?” 10/10

“you can take it.” 11/10

“fucking take it.” ♾️/10

I wish this necklace was the real deal.

wh

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Phoenix, it’s me. Believe in yourself.

“in which-“ already a masterpiece.

@uncuredturkeybacon

I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health

yessss PAD 🩸

Truth

Eggsy Unwin x Reader

Warnings: Smut/18+/NSFW

A/N: Fic brought to you by THIS song. So he doesn’t exactly admit he’s in Kingsmen because he would never actually be allowed to do so but he does his best. Also, have a gif of Eggsy, because I can’t get enough of Taron’s stupid fucking face. I apologize for any painful grammatical answers, it’s 3AM right now and if I don’t go to sleep I’m gonna die but I also wanna get this posted.

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