SARAH MF STRONG BITCH🦅🦅🦅

roman reigns being a trump supporter literally made my coochie dry up so quickly like omg now he ugly af with thick ass veneers

you’re fucking disgusting and nobody likes you

Whomp whomp, stfu Bre. You're so fucking pathetic it's almost sad. I don't feel bad for you at all. You lost your friends because you couldn't shut the fuck up and take criticism. You pulled them into your bullshit and now you're all alone.

#IMTALMBOUTINNIT

i cant decide between “AWWW” and literally tweaking tf out cuz… does she actually need to look that good all the time?

I need more💕

plug eren bf heafcanons?? ;)

Plug!Eren bf headcanons 😘

-after y’alls first “smoke session” you never pay for weed again. He literally won’t let you. 

-tbh he didn't make it official until he saw you on campus getting a little too close to one of your class friends

↑You were just talking to Armin about the essay that was due soon. Nothing nefarious. So maybe Armin had a crush on you, but you didn’t know that. You’d been friends for a while, so you didn’t think much of it when Armin said that you had an eyelash on your cheek and he would get it for you. Eren was just coming out of his business management class when he saw you. Rather, he saw some blond boy gently grabbing your face with one hand and wiping your cheek with the other. Needless to say, he took you to his apartment and fucked some sense into you. He had you on your back with your knees pressed against your tits. The man had you folded like a lawnchair and somehow expected you to respond. “Don’t let that dork ass boy touch what's mine. You’re my girl. I don’t give a fuck what label you gotta call it. My woman, my girlfriend, my bitch. You’re mine, you’re all fucking mine, you hear me?” He says while he pounds into you. You’re too fucked out to even comprehend what he’s saying. All you can do is let out a breathy ‘uh-huh’ as your eyes roll back.

-he rarely calls you by your name, it's always ‘pretty, mama, babygirl’

-Eren likes getting you expensive gifts. Once, he got you a white gold and diamond anklet with an E charm. He likes to see it when he puts you in a mating press

-if you’re out with him, there’s a good chance you’ll have to ride with him while he does business. After you make some offhand remark about his crazy ‘work’ hours he replied, “I’m like a doctor, baby, I get called in when my patients need me”

-if you’re reading, either for a class or for fun, he always comes up behind you and kisses the top of your head before rubbing your shoulders, giving you mini massage

-he LOVES taking you to parties and showing you off. You were never really a party girl (hello social anxiety) but his presence made you so comfortable and safe that you started to like going to parties with him

-teaches you how to roll blunts and eventually almost always has you roll for him. He says they’re always sweeter when you do it ♡

I hope you like it! this is my first anon hehe

still intact

You bet you can’t explain why iszy followed my account and I got a nasty anon at the same time.

*I bet

How are you an author that can't write correctly?

NEVER EVER BITCH

NEVER WANNA HEAR Y’ALL TALK SHIT IN KAITLYN CHEN EVER AGAIN

maybe

maybe one day,

in another universe

in a different galaxy

you'd let me love you the way you deserve

not the way your mental tells you

not the way someone in your past told you

why do i have to love you right now

my dad, mocking that one hidalgo commercial: “there’s only one thing i hate more than losing, and that’s lesbians”