Oscar So Down For That Tanned Twink He Should've Said "you Can Show Me How Sorry You Are Properly Later"

2025 Canadian GP | x

AU of a stupid idea of the age-gap ships

(do not read if you dont like age-gap plese)

*in media day*

Interviewer: so you are known for having a relationship with drivers older than you, can you tell us what's the age difference ?

Lance: 17 years - said smiling softly - i love my old man y'know

Gabriel: oh lance you are such a pervet creep - gabi said shooked and laughing - 17 years is like being with someones grandpa! -the kid was still laughing at the idea - i dont know how much difference is between nico and me but im sure its less than that, let me count - lance starts laughing while watching bortoleto counting with his finger cause HE KNEW, he made his research earlier - ok so 1 2 3 4 5 .... 14 15 16 .... 17... oh shit - he said scratching his head - gues i'm a creep too

Everyone was laughing in the room until the last one stated proudly - EIGHTEEN -

Lance and gabriel at the same fucking time - what?

Franco - there's 18 years between lewis and me, i win, a casa petes - he was so happy and glowing saying that, as if that were some kind of achievement

Silence... and then

Lance: damn... and i though we were creeps

Gabi: that's not something to be proud of, franco

Franco: i dont know, i feel very proud knowing that the seven times world champion is giving me backsho- the interviewer interrups, shooked about the young driver's mouth

Interviewer: WELL THATS TOO MUCH FOR TODAY THANK YOU GUYS YOU CAN GO, please go away, im kinda scared

Gonna be so real, I don’t even dislike anyone on the grid. The more drivers you like the more gay fanfiction you can consume.

always stuck together

under the hat (he’s happy)

fun fact for the 7 bortohulk/gabico shippers: in brazil we call teammates "companheiros de equipe" which would be more like team partners. but when gabriel was being interviewed he referred to hulk as "companheiro" aka partner. bro called nico his boyfriend on national television

Im going to jail for this one guys

Also this is their ritual for "good luck" if u know what i mean *wink*wink*

I treat f1 drivers like barbies and make them kiss and scissor

hiiii if you’re doing requests rn i’d go feral for some carcar art. they can be doing whatever im just obsessed with that pairing at the moment and need more content

it was fun drawing them! sorry if it looks bad, i never drew oscar before and it took me a while aaaa

last night i saw a picture like this on pinterest and since i have to make everything about charlos i drew this hehe

Quick study of the look of a babygirl