“average Person Eats 3 Spiders A Year” Factoid Actualy Just Statistical Error. Average Person Eats

OP did, in fact, know what they were doing. They got Greek god lore wrong on Tumblr and now have 72k notes in 2 days.

They don’t know shit about the Greek gods, but they certainly knew how to get engagement lmao

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

"You don't know me. I'm not the same person anymore."

"That's okay. I'll get to know you again."

That feeling when you just wanna read a story that hasn't been written.

Like I know I gotta write it, but I just wanna read it, you know? I have the energy to envision it every waking moment of my day, but sitting down and actually writing it?

No thank you.

to succeed in adult friendship you must remember the key tenets of child friendship:

Play Toys

Play Pretend

Snack Time

if you read in a frog paper “specimen was released in the field immediately after capture” chances are very good that what it actually means is

“i dropped the damn frog and despite the fact that we fell all over each other no one could recapture it”

"For some reason"

she’s right

Daydreaming about my book:

Writing my book:

ohhh october be kind. on god be kind

If it gets hard, just know Kamina believes in your ability to wield hope.

hope is a skill