Sainnex255 - Saine

Me reading another person's writing: Oh they missed a period there, no worries mistakes happen :) Three adjectives in a sentence? Adverbs for days? No worries I love descriptions and this story is fire.

Me seeing the same thing in my work: Wow am I illiterate? Am I actually ok? Who the actual fuck told me I can write so I can go and curse their entire family for the time it took for me to carefully craft this GARBAGE.

i hate when the teacher’s like “write about a bad time in your life” like i ain’t tryna get a social worker up my ass, thanks tho fam

if you read in a frog paper “specimen was released in the field immediately after capture” chances are very good that what it actually means is

“i dropped the damn frog and despite the fact that we fell all over each other no one could recapture it”

I'm certain this is on Tumblr somewhere, but I haven't seen it around, so I'm sharing it myself

there are pieces of your soul in everything you write dipshit thats how creation works

OP did, in fact, know what they were doing. They got Greek god lore wrong on Tumblr and now have 72k notes in 2 days.

They don’t know shit about the Greek gods, but they certainly knew how to get engagement lmao

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*