IT IS VERY REAL!! ALWAYS BE AWARE.

Tooo Funny!

Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,

'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair...!!

Kanye West is such a disrespectful clown, smh.

Thank you general mother, Harriet, for your courage and selflessness, After escaping slavery you made dangerous attempts to returned to different plantations to help free other slaves, you did this over a course of 16 years disguised as a crazy old lady, you would sing songs with hidden messages to tell slaves to prepare to escape. You would also sing to the slaves on their way to freedom to help them overcome their fear of being caught, you helped free over 700 men, women & children. You've done this and so much more, you died broken, in pain and poor. You deserve to be respected, acknowledged, and honored. Thank you for your services, great Ancestor. ❤🖤💚

Wow you have such a huge amount of knowledge on Kung fu! Dang, my Sifu would love if you were his student lol

When the ears of the student are ready to hear, then cometh the lips to fill them with Wisdom.

The Kybalion.

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Do you know this girl? Have you ever heard of her? I hadn’t, until just today. Let me educate you. Her name is Teekah Lewis. She just turned 19 when us Americans were hooting and hollering over the lame ass, predictable fireworks. She’s been missing since January 23rd of 1999. I saw an episode of Nancy Grace Mysteries by chance (I’ve never watched her before), and I immediately searched Teekah on tumblr, assuming at least this website would know about her. I assumed wrong. This beautiful black, now woman, has two posts about her. Two. She is just as important of every little rosy cheeked white baby gone missing. So please, help find Teekah. Or at least know her fucking name.

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Bethann Hardison on racism in the fashion industry.

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