Happy Pride To Them. And Only Them.

phrases like "the house always wins" and "it's on the house" but used to imply that the building you're in is alive and personally invested in the situation

I love how in yellowjackets the implied cannibalism is a quasi-religious ritual portrayed with horrific awe, but in class of 07 my aussie girlies are like "fuck it we've boiled the last shoe let's host a survivor tribal council to vote who we eat" and then they film it like survivor elimination. thas what I call a cultural dichotomy innit

jrr tolkien does not get enough credit for his funny bitch move of inventing the word ‘gentlehobbit’

KAHMUNRAH RISES AGAIN OFFICIAL PEEK IM FEELING SO NORMAL

AUDIENCE ERUPTS INTO APPLAUSE MARK YOUR CALENDARS ITS ACTUALLY REAL TANGIBLE REAL EVIDENCE IT EXISTS AND ITS COMING AND ITS REAAJDKKLHKJKKNMCL

duh. gotta see if you've been talking about me

get a theme for your tumblr its annoying me :(

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Tablet Theory: The exhibits don't actually get their historical figure's personality and memories, they get what the person who created them believes those memories and personality to be (or the more needlessly complicated but poetic version: they take on what museum visitors believe about them). This would only affect exhibits who were created by someone else, so it wouldn't apply to Ahk and his family (or Rexy/the other animals, but we wouldn't be able to tell either way).

This is how Teddy, who irl apparently said some fucked up things about Native Americans, was able to fall in love with Sacagawea. It could mean that mummy!Kahmunrah is more chill than wax statue!Kahmunrah. It could also solve the potential paradox of museum exhibits knowing things about themselves/their time periods that historians don't know (just ignore the end of NATM 1. It's my bedtime) and then sharing that with random people during the night program.

The way I'm explaining it being canonically stated (in the books I think) that the exhibits take on the memories and personalities of their irl counterparts is that that's from the perspective of Larry/Nick, who don't know that it's not quite right.

Merry Christmas from Batman and the robins!!!

¡Feliz navidad de parte de Batman y sus Robins!

No alcance a pintar en digital entonces toca dibujar a mano jajajaja

Y de obsequio un panel que me encanta!

If these Robins work together, the world will burn.!!!

Si estos Robins trabajan juntos, el mundo ardería!

the last known survivor seems to stalk his prey in the night

“i want a female character who gets to kick ass without having to trade away her “girly” traits—” my liege, the children long for buffy the vampire slayer

house of leaves is the perfect book for people who love wikipedia but wish it could be scarier