"...he's Given Me A Bruise On My... Behind"

me looking at posts of the landoscar crash:

post 1: this will generate some rancid landoscar rpf

me: *likes*

post 2: this will generate some comfort rpf

me: *likes*

basically all landoscar writers please take this pain and make rpf :)

Fuck the constructors they are trying to beat Lestappan on ao3 top 100

hope you leave a scar

Pairing: Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri

Rating: Explicit, Word Count: 5.1k

Summary:

“Wonder if I could make you cry,” Lando muses, and Oscar’s eyes fly open again, he meets Lando’s gaze. Lando’s eyes are bright, and he’s not smiling anymore. He’s looking at Oscar like he wants to pin him down and dissect him. Oscar hasn’t stopped blushing yet, can feel the heat as his cheeks darken further. “Lando,” he knows his voice sounds small, barely a squeak. Or: Lando slaps Oscar's ass during an interview. Oscar can't stop thinking about it.

Tags: spanking, light dom/sub, ball slapping, dacryphilia, overstimulation, ruined orgasm

”landoscar is made up by mclarens pr machine!!!”

MAAM DID U MISS LANDO SLAPPING OSCARS ASS SO HARD OSCAR RECOILED AND OSCAR INSTANTLY KNOWING IT WAS HIM

ALSO DID U MISS LANDO GIVING UP A WIN AGAINST TEAM ORDERS TO REPAY OSCAR

DID U MISS OSCAR SPECIFICALLY TELLING THE MEDIA TEAM “ignore me” WITH THAT LOOK ON HIS FACE AND THEN THE INFAMOUS “i like your so kindness too”

PLS BE SERIOUS

! BACK AND FORTH !

so when it happens let it happen

THAT photo but they're closer

some sketches

media people trying to make kitten perform and sometimes kitten really is not having it (and Oscar finds him extra endearing like this)

franco and, um, oscar are hot to go