Yeaghh…

all i’ve ever wanted is to be taken on an aquarium date

like that’s mf soulmate romance type shit

if i learned anything from my mom it’s marry for money and dip after 30 years with as much as you can take ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

lowk never want to be noticed but lowk an attention whore

baby appreciation post bc i wouldn’t be alive without her

they took away mf shari’s and they took my mf denny’s where tf is a bitch supposed to go sob and eat french toast

how tf do i make friends that aren’t secretly racist homophobes ??? like huh??

alright who’s moving me to new zealand

biggest iso rotating fish lamp

i always forget that i’m literally so hot and so cool

i’m my own soulmate lol we just gotta become bffs again