love that i was picked in the genetic lottery to carry on the alcoholism in my family ♡
my fav gas station guy recognized me after two whole years 🥹 made my day
having an ed is so embarrassing because yes i want you to take me to fancy dinner but i’m just gonna eat buttered noodles and bread ._.
okay but like why do you expect me to know everything?? like i do know everything? but thats not any of ur business??
mixed opinions on tarot bc why have the cards never called me a bitch
can someone teach man friend how to take a hint
need to be drunkenly running through a field rn