Sad-girl-autumn-version - Sad Girl Autumn

“My poor baby. My poor sweet little boy,” I lament out loud over a whole grown adult man who is not mine but is in fact a fictional character with fictional hurts. What matters is my feelings are real

"good enough to watch at 1x speed" is a thing i see people occasionally mention on social media and it's always like. oh okay your perspective here is completely alien to mine. okay

𝙷𝚞𝚐 𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚔𝚒𝚜𝚜 𝚖𝚎.

·: 𝐂𝐫𝐮𝐞𝐥 𝐃𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐲

(𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐛𝐨𝐱 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧)

Too many thots, too little time. Welcome to the boyfriend’s dad!Andy Barber sandbox for my one shot: 𝐂𝐫𝐮𝐞𝐥

𝗣𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 | boyfriend's dad!Andy Barber x reader, ft. dilf neighbour!Bucky Barnes, dilf!Ari Levinson, lumberjack!Steve Rogers

𝗪𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 | SMUT - minors DNI, AGE GAP, cheating, boyfriend's dad!andy (he is a warning), daddy kink, specific warnings in each part

𝗦𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆 | Icky college boys will never change—so sleep with their dads.

♫ ·ﾟ𝐂𝐫𝐮𝐞𝐥 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

𝗧𝗼𝘁𝗮𝗹 𝗪/𝗖 | 11.5K

𝗔/𝗡 | reminder that this is a fanfic, I don’t condone cheating. No update schedule. Look at what you did bestie, @sarge-barnes-sir, from this ask. thank you to @sightiff for the title😌 No update schedule, no taglist. [*=smut] ☼ 𝐃𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐊𝐨-𝐟𝐢 ☼

I don’t do taglists anymore. ˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ 𝐅𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰 & 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐨𝐧 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐫𝐲: @𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐫𝐲

Feel free to send blurb requests or asks about this series!

˗ˏˋ𝐌𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭ˎˊ˗ ⋰˚ 𝐂.𝐄. & 𝐂𝐨. 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐓𝐒: (3/?)

Cruel*

Hell’s Kitchen*

First Impressions

En Voyage* (1/3) - battle of the dilfs: boyfriend’s dad!andy, dilf!bucky barnes, dilf!ari levinson

(2/3) battle of the dilfs: boyfriend’s dad!andy barber, dilf!bucky barnes, dilf!ari levinson & ft. dilf!Frank Adler

Triune* (3/3) - battle of the dilfs: boyfriend’s dad!andy barber, dilf!bucky barnes, dilf!ari levinson, & ft. lumberjack dilf!Steve Rogers, dilf!Frank Adler, dilf!Ransom Drysdale

𝐨𝐧 𝐀𝐎𝟑

𝐁𝐋𝐔𝐑𝐁𝐒: and set-in the story drabbles

hot tub and the dilf next door*

after “Cruel”*

first time calling andy daddy*

andy sending you videos* | you sending andy pictures*

your relationship(s)

in andy’s office* | panty stealing*

some of the camping trip* | a snippet of the camping trip* | snippet of the pussyjob donations* (ft. the dilfs: andy, bucky, ari)

drunk calling Andy

On The Line*

𝐆𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑𝐘: tags

𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬: #cruel drabble

Discussions/Drabbles: thots | fluff

all asks | ideas | art | spicy videos | videos/tiktoks | about | psa

battle of the dilfs

Characters: andy | reader | bucky | ari | steve | ransom

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

It’s your lucky day, Mr. Castle. The six Dogs of Hell gang members you wiped out in Delaware won’t be an issue, anymore. Delaware doesn’t have the evidence to charge and extradite, so, the death penalty is officially off the table.