Sorry Santa, It Was Me

-kins that come and go as they please

-I don’t do quads / can’t

-don’t wear a mask (they feel like muzzles and also give me even worse dysphoria)

-conceptkin (when it decides to show up, as with most my kins, half there but also not)

-the whole “you can’t identify physically as something nonhuman, you give therians a bad rep!!!” in general.

-unlabeled (kinda, I just use nonhuman cuz eh)

-“you can’t kin multiple canines unless you’re just a cladotherian!!” (Both coyote and bloodhounds are canines omgz??)

-my nonhumanity is stemmed from mental issues and trauma.

-I actually mention the fact that more than otherkin, therians and quadrobists exist which is wrong ig?? Idk been aggressively replied to about it a few times.

NEW CHALLENGE: tell every aspect of your alterhumanity that would get you fake-claimed by TikTok therians /lh

-I do not have any memories as a fictionkin, am am purely psychological

-That being said I never experience shifts either

-probably just being conceptkin and placekin as well though

HMMMMMMMMM

when u find out ur “different music tastes” actually each have their own names and pronouns

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Human beauty standards don’t apply to me because I am a pupper

repeat after me

human beauty standards don't apply to me because I am pubby (or insert whatever u are)

The grooming but the occasional bite explains me and my partner.

Biting like a puppy > kissing

They treat each other right

What about us?? :(

i want a pack :((((

I need someone to cuddle and watch Arcane with me, my bsfs busy and I need enrichment. I’m like a dog. You can’t leave me alone too long or I start eating couches.

Mila or Mike? What do you see? Its the dress situation all over again, we can’t stop arguing over it.

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Uhhhhh?

Your last used emoji is how your week is gonna go

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Uh oh

I got bored.

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