Wasn’t A Toreador But Ppl Been Sexualizing Bulls For Forever. Even In Greek Mythology Deadalus Built

Punching nazis is my favorite hobby.

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

Jokes on you, I am an animal AND a dumbass boy

(Trans and nonhuman baybeeee)

''so you wish you were an animal?'' LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER I am an animal you dumbass boy

I was not spoiled. I am going to kill everyone in a 2 mile radius /j

I better be spoiled. If not I will go feral. /j

Wait till ya meet a black cat that trusts you. They are the dumbest little fuckers alive and I love them.

My black cat rolled off of my bed not once not twice but THREE times yesterday when I was petting her belly. Despite me telling her and trying to grab her so she wouldn’t fall she still fell.

Okay, so you guys know the stereotype that orange cats are stupid? And that tuxedo cats are also stupid?

So a combination of those two would be the hypothetical stupidest cat, right?

Oh wow, thank goodness my theriotype isn't the stupidest cat, exactly a combination of a tuxedo cat and an orange cat!

Except it is 😭

The tuxedo classic tricolor tortoiseshell

I'm the stupidest silliest cat on all of tumblr TvT

But meeeeewwwwwwmmmmm

Ppl showing off all the gear they got for Christmas, I got underwear and a blanket-

Me: *hyperfixates on book series*

Hollywood: “we’re gonna make a show based on it and ruin all of the story.”

Me: “k? Have fun being hated”

People: *obsess over it*

I just wanna look into my favorite book series and find art of the characters (as they were in the books) and not have to filter through a million posts and photos of the show.

"Why do I feel sick" my brother in christ you have a chronic illness

Theres a dog who just got out of a college program meeting after changing its career path idea for the third time, while looking at the college guy like this:

(That dog is me)

being a therian going into education is crazy. theres a dog teaching your child how to play saxophone

Yk what? Yeah. But it changes who is who daily.

which ship dynamic are you?