Can I Pay A Neighborhood Kid To Pull The Weeds (block And Report Porn Bots) In My Garden (on My Blog)?

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Moreos was actually a pretty good idea-

hey, don't cry. one cup heavy whipping cream, two tablespoons granulated sugar, three tablespoons cocoa powder and whisk until stiff peaks form for three ingredient chocolate mousse, okay?

this from the guy who wrote the sting pain index, a scale he constructed after letting himself be stung by insects

reblog to give the person you reblogged it from a little heart lollipop

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

Do you ever randomly think about the moreos guy?

Perchu, if you’re out there, please come home…tumblr misses you