Don’t Kill Yourself Because The Internet Is Going To Be Really Funny When Elon Gets Assassinated

how come Mario's voice is so easy to replicate? it's like imitating a cat if it ate gnocchi and risotto

sucks so bad that i have to do physical therapy and wear a wrist brace. On account of jacking it too often and too hard

hate when I'm trying to find fashion pictures from mags and it's just naked women. like, that is the OPPOSITE of my quest. and the whole point of fashion mags??? I don't think I'll ever understand these editorial decisions

If they make a live action Beatles movie and don’t include the Community Jerk Off scene I’m killing myself in front of the writers and forever changing the trajectory of their lives

My friends everybody (I'll be making more posts about the stupid shit they say)

Shelly Duvall would look so good in a thneed

I think it’s time that this masterpiece returns

Hi Buddy!!