Simon and Gregor are the best ship for me because they the fulfill three of my favourite book/ship criteria which are: gay historical romance, tall little spoon and their short king big spoon partner, and, of course, Old Man Yaoi
Not to be a slut but can I rest my head on your chest and listen to your heartbeat?
WORM POEM IS SO GOOD FOR WHAT REASON??????
never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱
“Do you identify as a man or a woman?”
Actually I identify as an eldritch horror
I have a joke about math but im 2² to say it
Having a crush on someone is awful, like bro why I'm thinking of them at midnight instead of sleeping why it makes my stomach hurts?