Cicada Days - Will Wood

ace is the place with the helpful hardware folks …..

i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.

on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.

someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please

Why do we call our parents mom and dad or their siblings aunts and uncles. Why do we call teachers and strangers Ms. or Mr.? Why can’t I call my mom Megan or my dad Joe? Why can’t I call my history teacher Kevin? I already call my adult roommates by their first names and I’m barely a teen. I get it “respect and blabitty blah!” But, how would you feel if you were addressed as Mr. Madden all the time. Just let Kevin shine.

I got Quailwhistle which I'm now stealing for my fanfiction

spin this wheel for a prefix, and then spin this wheel for a suffix

as a bonus you can spin this wheel to find ur role in the clan (note: spin twice if you get apprentice)

All girls are best girls so this is my wallpaper

well Jasper from Steven Universe does sound like an angry garbage disposal.

Jasper is making the weirdest fucking noise. He sounds like an angry garbage disposal.

Man I'd really fucking appreciate it if someone who wasn't a scam account was interested in commissioning me.

what’s red crown's gender and pronouns? Can red crown be female and pronouns she her? Show me the picture of red crown x bill cipher please :3

The red crown is agender and uses it/it's pronouns! Theoretically you could use she/her for the crown, but it would probably kill you with its tentacles. And of course you can have more billcrown art!

I thought Sydney from Camp Here and There was a blond girl until I read the wiki. He is a black haired boy.

fanart for podcast characters is so funny like how do you know