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my baby boys

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i can't this is p e r f e c t i o n

y'know this bit from the Family Day episode from American Dad may as well just be the Trojan War lmao

so yeah enjoy this highly specific and yet coincidentally effective meme about the war gods LOL

The defintion of me

cutie.

Logan appreciation post 😸

I love him so much

Has anyone else done this?

Pansy vs Ginny

2ish years Post war

Ginny: selfish, narcissistic, jealous

Pansy: protective, unhinged, "you don't fuck with Pansy or the people she loves"

*Hermione and Pansy bond over the crazy shit they will do for loved ones. Setting teachers on fire, cursing boils on to a snitches face etc.

***DRACO LIKES HIS WOMEN SCARY & DEADLY**

Side Dramione = melded friend groups

Harry & Hermione have a sibling relationship

Pansy & Draco have a sibling relationship

Harry & Ginny marry after war

No kids

Harry works DMLE. Stuck there, puts in too much time & exhausted when at home.

Ginny plays quidditch but it isn't enough. Isn't getting the attention she wants from Harry. Still feels young and like wasting time.

Ginny cheats on Harry with Blaise

Leaves Harry but doesn't divorce and continues said fling with Blaise.

Harry floos to Hermione's unknowing the Malfoy's are hosting Theo (BI and getting around!) and Pansy (single).

So it turns into drunk Harry sob story.

Pansy decides to take him under her wing.

Full hurt/comfort over time.

Harry and Ginny are separated for a year.

No 'I love you' said between Harry and Pansy but SHE 100% has caught feelings and thought they were reciprocated

(Pansy still sees Blaise as a dear friend if not brother. Idk how she feels or handles Blaise being the homewrecker of sorts.... But Blaise ends up catching feelings for Ginny)

Ginny catches wind that Harry is moving on and decides to get him back.

Blaise doesn't open up easily but Ginny wormed her way into his heart then broke it.

Pansy is livid about that.

Harry takes Ginny back because he still *thinks* he loves her and they are still legally married.

Pansy is destroyed by that.

HOWEVER after a tiny bit of angsty time Harry planned to end it and be with Pansy!! But she acts too quickly... And it changes everything.

Pansy makes a fake alibi with Hermione but doesn't tell her what she is planning.

Mione knows how Pansy feels about Harry and agrees. (She knows what the fuck she's about son)

Harry is working late and Pansy still has access through his home floo. She finds Ginny alone in the house and gets her talking, finding out how truly awful Ginny is on the inside.

Pansy with minimal effort sends out curses and disapperates the 2 of them to her family's dungeons.

Harry was late at the Ministry talking to Draco about his change of heart with Ginny and wanting to end it to be with Pansy.

Draco tells Mione when he gets home and she puts together what the alibi Convo was about and is like OH FUCK we have to tell Pansy ASAP

The Malfoy's are panicking like, the FUCK do we do?! Let whatever happen or stop her? To patronus or not to patronus

Ginny regains consciousness to find herself magically and physically restrained to a stainless steel table.

Pansy starts monologuing about Harry, Blaise and the hurt Ginny caused them, plus what she is going to do whilst Ginny is under her control.

*insert song lyrics here!*

Hermione decides to send a patronus message to Pansy hoping it will get to her before it's too late.

A wispy glowing otter comes swimming into the Parkinson's Dungeon. Pansy's head snaps up when she hears Hermione's voice proclaiming Harry's love for her and to not do anything rash. Smiling, she wipes a tear from her cheek and feels the slick of blood against her skin. As Hermione's voice fades away so does the patronus, leaving Pansy alone with the carnage that was Ginny Weasley-Potter.

After a couple days Harry reports Ginny missing.

**WHERE SHOULD IT GO FROM HERE?!?**

ikr!

HES SO FINEEEEEE I NEED TO BE WALKING WITH HIMMMMM

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