27 Agosto, 2021

Cuando compras Matrix en el auchan

murderer in my dreams: i’m going to kill you!

me: No! 

WOW

Mi perro es la polla

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Lunes.

WRC... Max Attack 👌 🔥

//Retr⭕mania//

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Cat scream: “Nooo, i don’t want more dosis, stop it!!” Vet: “Calm, sir” Cat: “I have like six dosis, don’t want more!!!!” Vet: “But, sir…” Cat: “Whaat!” Vet: “…this has nothing to do with the covid” Cat: “and this vaccine?” Vet: “Which vaccine? I didn’t say that I was going to give you a vaccine” Cat: “ how like which? Really??” Vet: “because this isn’t a vaccine, a suppository…” Cat: Noooo…