Love This Little Guy

MC: posts a picture of a watergun next to a bottle of holy water with the caption “Don’t come to RAD today guys”

I don’t know man, i don’t know what to tell you

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

*Leona wakes up from a sound*

Leona: What the hell are you two doing?

*Ruggie and Yuu, sitting in the savanaclaw lounge near Leona's napping spot, eating measly leftover fries and cupcakes from their respective part-time jobs while watching Seafood boil mukbangs*

Yuu: We're on a date, duh.

Ruggie: Yeah, we just got off work.

Leona:...*Eyebrow twitch* *Eye scan the scraps of food*

Leona: *Hands them 5 thousand thaumarks bills* go buy me some steak sandwich at Town. The usual..

Yuu: Woah, isn't it too much--

Leona: Shut up and go.

Ruggie: *grabs Yuu* Yeah yeah

Yuu: Can we keep the change?

Leona:*Looks at Yuu like they're an idiot that didn't get the hint*

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*While far away*

*Ruggie and Yuu high-fives*

Yuu: The plan worked!

Ruggie: Shishishi, you're so smart, Prefect!

Update from the man himself

Just a psa for fic writers who use the “trauma bond” tag, please make sure you’re using it correctly. A trauma bond is not two people who experience similar trauma and bond over it. It’s a carefully curated, manipulative bond between abuser and victim to keep the victim coming back because of the addictive highs and lows that come with abuse.

If you want to tag two characters bonding over shared trauma, a good substitute tag would be “bonding over shared trauma.” Trauma bonding is, by definition, an abusive relationship and may steer people who have experienced it away from your fic. Please spread the word and happy writing!

I almost broke my back when I was four :)

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore