It's 9 Pm. At Night. Not The Morning. I May Be Stupid.

lowkey we just got raptured ​and you’re still here that’s crazy im posting from heaven

Imagine if you were going about your day until your face just... disappeared. Don't worry! This is a Normal problem that many people face in this society. You just go to lost and found and describe the face you lost. Go on. You remember your face, right? I mean, you wear it every day. You look at it more times than you can count. Alright, fine, if you can't describe your face, how about we go and look for it. I'll show you two of our lost faces, and you say which one looks mostly like your face. That way, I can slowly narrow down to yours.

Alright, I've narrowed it down to the last three. This should be an easy choice, given how diff- I'm sorry, what's that? They all look... the same to you? Nonsense, can't you see how different and unique they are? One of these must be your face, just look harder! Which of these has your eyes? Your nose? Is this hair familiar? Oh come on, hurry up and pick!

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A merchandise company so successful, they have licensed every popular IP under the sun. After running out of superhero variants and genre shows, they have resorted to presenting a monochrome man in a suit as a beloved TV character and hoping the name recognition would be enough to sell it.

I am Rod Serling.

To who (or what) ever is sending some of my possessions into The Twilight Zone: Please stop. I need those. -R.S.

Why isn’t your last name Sterling?

You might as well ask why doesn't the Sun orbit the Moon. It simply is how things are, and how things will continue to be.

New Secret Knots comic: "Cryptid".

I love the idea of a roomba topography map being the jumping on point for a liminal horror story. House of Leaves II: Roomba.

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